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Got this from another site:

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk

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OFF TOPIC....Chonch...dood....your avatiar is going to give me nightmares man
 

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its a perverse version of beafers old avatar
 

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19: if you clean your pickup truck bed by driving in reverse and step on the brakes really hard....
 

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21: if you use a bar stool as a walker...
22: if you ever had your nipples bit off by a beaver...
 

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24. If you drive the Miata of all pickup trucks. Toadster
 

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Reckless01 said:
OFF TOPIC....Chonch...dood....your avatiar is going to give me nightmares man
:lao :lao :beer
 

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Get it boys!!!!

sorry shouldn't use the word Boys... might get in trouble...

Chonch, you should change the color of your avatar to Blue... it sure looks like him
 

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:eatpop pass the butter 1trick
 

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OMG Dave, that is the best of the best of your work. We cannot stop laughing.
 

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Toadster I sure hope you don't mean anything racist with that AVATAR. The Grimreaper walking away with a little black BOY.
 

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ZREXMike said:
Toadster I sure hope you don't mean anything racist with that AVATAR. The Grimreaper walking away with a little black BOY.
There is nothing racist about his avatar...he has had it forever...
 
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