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YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN THE SOUTH IN THE SUMMER WHEN. . . .
-When the rear view mirror comes unglued from your front windshield!
-You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
-You discover that by July it only takes only 2 fingers to steer your car.
-You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
-You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
-The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
-The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly..
-You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30a.m.
-Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is: What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?
-You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
-The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
-Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
-The cows are giving evaporated milk.
-Ah, what a place to call home. Hot water now comes out of both taps.
-You can make sun tea instantly.
-The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
-The trees are whistling for the dogs.
God Bless Our Southern States!!
-When the rear view mirror comes unglued from your front windshield!
-You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
-You discover that by July it only takes only 2 fingers to steer your car.
-You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
-You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
-The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
-The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly..
-You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30a.m.
-Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is: What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?
-You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
-The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
-Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
-The cows are giving evaporated milk.
-Ah, what a place to call home. Hot water now comes out of both taps.
-You can make sun tea instantly.
-The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
-The trees are whistling for the dogs.
God Bless Our Southern States!!