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YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN THE SOUTH IN THE SUMMER WHEN. . . .

-When the rear view mirror comes unglued from your front windshield!

-You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

-You discover that by July it only takes only 2 fingers to steer your car.

-You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

-You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

-The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

-The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly..

-You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30a.m.

-Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is: What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?

-You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

-The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

-Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

-The cows are giving evaporated milk.

-Ah, what a place to call home. Hot water now comes out of both taps.

-You can make sun tea instantly.

-The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

-The trees are whistling for the dogs.


God Bless Our Southern States!!
 

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LOL I agree with almost all of those. I've honestly thought about how bad of a burn I would get if I wrecked on some asphalt!
 

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-You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30a.m.

This one is not a JOKE. Thanks to a little thing called humidity!!!

Somtimes its as early as 6:30 a.m.!!!!
 

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I'm in the south now, and all of those looked more like when I lived in Az. The humidity, I will agree with. But, I'm one of those weirdos that LOVE the humidity! The more humid, the better.... :D
 

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I'm in the south now, and all of those looked more like when I lived in Az. The humidity, I will agree with. But, I'm one of those weirdos that LOVE the humidity! The more humid, the better.... :D
But not at 6:30 in the A.M..

You must be naturely cold natured or thin blooded as I like to call it.
 

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But not at 6:30 in the A.M..

You must be naturely cold natured or thin blooded as I like to call it.

I love it when I'm up at 5 or 5:30 and you can see it hanging in the air... :D

and yes, I'm always cold, and cold hearted. j/k but I am always feeking cold. The bf comes home and cranks the air on. I freeze my tushie off. The min he's gone, it gets shut off...
 

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japbike said:
I'm in the south now, and all of those looked more like when I lived in Az. The humidity, I will agree with. But, I'm one of those weirdos that LOVE the humidity! The more humid, the better.... :D
Have you ever been to South FL in August?
 

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Ibleedgreen said:
This one is not a JOKE. Thanks to a little thing called humidity!!!

Somtimes its as early as 6:30 a.m.!!!!
Baby I know about humidity. I born and rasied in Kansas and I have curly hair :cry
 

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Oh yeah - all those heat jokes are REAAALLLLL funny today.. Cooked my 'nads off yesterday riding home.

On the Monday night, Aug. 2nd 2004, weather report, the hottest "heat index" in the entire US for the day was Ellington Field in Houston Texas with a reported 116 degrees. The heat index represents a combination of heat and humidity.
 

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I long for the heat, This shit weather they call hot here in Illinois is for the birds. 2 nights ago it got down to 45.
 

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japbike said:
I'm in the south now, and all of those looked more like when I lived in Az. The humidity, I will agree with. But, I'm one of those weirdos that LOVE the humidity! The more humid, the better.... :D
That's what I was thinking, but having never lived in the south I was just taking your word for it.
 
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