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Which "wrecking crew" member has the greatest number of "kills". (rider behind him going down). I'm up to 4, this season alone.
Not but 2 hrs ago I had another victim. I have NO clue how this guy did'nt die in this wreck, other than he prays like a southern Baptist. lol He exited a 20mph advisory corner @ 70+ mph... between mailboxes and 2 guide wires that hold telephone poles in place. The bike came to a rest approximately 125 yds from where he left the roadway (under some trees). 10 yds to his left and he would have been shredded by barbed wire, an inch to either side of him would have amputated his arms or legs. He made it past all of these obstacles and travelled down a fairly steep incline and came to rest under the trees.
Lucky son-of-a bitch came out with a bruised knee-cap and a few superficial scratches on his leg. (and a severely bruised ego)
It took me about 15 minutes to get the bike back up the hill and onto the street. Then I broke off all of the plastic that was hanging there and straightened the shifter to a useable state.
 

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2, one in front of me, one behind. I missed some rides I would have been on. It seems you're the one who straightens out the shifter all the time! I have a pic on my phone of you doing that in Emmaus.

Damn, the above reads like a gay porn novel.
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Which "wrecking crew" member has the greatest number of "kills". (rider behind him going down). I'm up to 4, this season alone.
Not but 2 hrs ago I had another victim. I have NO clue how this guy did'nt die in this wreck, other than he prays like a southern Baptist. lol He exited a 20mph advisory corner @ 70+ mph... between mailboxes and 2 guide wires that hold telephone poles in place. The bike came to a rest approximately 125 yds from where he left the roadway (under some trees). 10 yds to his left and he would have been shredded by barbed wire, an inch to either side of him would have amputated his arms or legs. He made it past all of these obstacles and travelled down a fairly steep incline and came to rest under the trees.
Lucky son-of-a bitch came out with a bruised knee-cap and a few superficial scratches on his leg. (and a severely bruised ego)
It took me about 15 minutes to get the bike back up the hill and onto the street. Then I broke off all of the plastic that was hanging there and straightened the shifter to a useable state.
Papa Rocket....what did I tell you about taking people sight seeing?! These guys want to head thru the woods and cornfields. When this guy brings his bike in to get fixed you can upsell him on the Baja Knobby tires for his bike :lao
 

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I had one my first ride this season. Haven't ridden with any new guys in the twisties since. Had at least a couple others last year. And I don't know about the year before.
 

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Hey Ron, it there a bonus points if two bikes crash on the same corner aka 611??
Let's get some more victims rounded up for another ride through that corner... Maybe we can get a multiple bike crash to boost our "kill" score. lol:lao
 

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Pinky....You definitely have Papa Rocket beat this year!!! You're like 6 for 6 this season so far!!!
That's only because there are'nt many people who like to rip after midnight or later. That's when "Papa Rocket" owns the roads. lol
 

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Where's this legendary spot on 611? I'd be nice to have a little warning if I ever wind up there. :eek:
 

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Where's this legendary spot on 611? I'd be nice to have a little warning if I ever wind up there. :eek:
It's in Martins Creek...When you get to the stop light, instead of turning right on 611....go straight...just after the first sweeping left. Believe me you WON'T miss it!!! Just look for skid marks & the refreshment stand that has been set up for future "events" ?!
BTW...Tell them at the refreshment stand that you're part of the Wrecking Crew, they will give you 15% off :cheers
 

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It's in Martins Creek...When you get to the stop light, instead of turning right on 611....go straight...just after the first sweeping left. Believe me you WON'T miss it!!! Just look for skid marks & the refreshment stand that has been set up for future "events" ?!
BTW...Tell them at the refreshment stand that you're part of the Wrecking Crew, they will give you 15% off :cheers
Also, whatever else you do, do NOT wave at the cameras as you're negotiating the turn. And for God's sake, keep it under 75mph during it.
 

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Ron, where did this happen? Rollercoaster rd.? btw, that was a great ride you led the other night.
No, we were heading towards rollercoaster rd... It was on that section of "death road" aptly named for the lack of run-off room for a mis-negotiated turn and the large number of objects in which to avoid in said process.
Oh, btw, I'm up to about 32 small animals killed this year. Hmm strangely enough... I managed to avoid every possum that wandered into my path.
 

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You ride a lot at night. I only get to run over dead, flat animals during the day. Probably ones you killed! heh
 

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You ride a lot at night. I only get to run over dead, flat animals during the day. Probably ones you killed! heh
There may be some truth to that statement. :lao
Oh btw, I almost had a new category in the "kill" department. I almost had 2 crashes by the same rider. lol I declined a rip 2 nights ago or I would have had the new category in the books. lol :bitchslap
 

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IM an going to say i have this title locked down for the summer i have 6directly in front of me and about 5 of them almost taking them with me. I also am going to lay claim to the save of the year award or the luckiest SOB on a bike that is a part of the wrecking crew JOCKEY I THINK U COULD BACK ME UP ON THIS
 

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IM an going to say i have this title locked down for the summer i have 6directly in front of me and about 5 of them almost taking them with me. I also am going to lay claim to the save of the year award or the luckiest SOB on a bike that is a part of the wrecking crew JOCKEY I THINK U COULD BACK ME UP ON THIS
Lets get out and ride more to seal the title! lol
 

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Oh boy!!!

Lets get out and ride more to seal the title! lol
I should'nt have invited you out tonight... You added to my "Kill" score and hurt your baby.

Score = Papa Rocket... 5, and counting. Yaknow, it's getting to be that every time I go out, I have another score. Geez, what a season. :nutkick
 
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