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Another one from the "you can't make this shit up" file......
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A Washington woman is accused of using her breasts to smother and kill her boyfriend after an altercation at their mobile home.

Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman from Everett, Wash., is believed to have suffocated her boyfriend to death with her breasts on Saturday, Jan. 12, according to Seattle's KIRO 7 Eyewitness News. Deputies, called to the Airport Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. for a disturbance report, found medics performing CPR on Lange's 51-year-old alleged boyfriend, who was later pronounced dead at Swedish Hospital.

Kiro 7 reports that witnesses claims they saw Lange throw her boyfriend down in the back of the mobile home. She was later found by witnesses with her chest covering the victim's face. Police noted the size difference between Lange and her boyfriend -- she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was 5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds.

Other women around the world are known to have allegedly used their breasts as weapons.

In November, German lawyer Tim Schmidt claimed his girlfriend tried to smother him with her 38DD breasts. Schmidt said she pretended it was a sex game, the Daily Mail reported. "I asked her why she wanted to smother me to death with her breasts and she told me: 'Treasure – I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible,'" he said.

The 33-year-old woman was reportedly accused of "attempted manslaughter with a weapon," according to the Daily Mail.

A U.K. mother of three nearly smothered her boyfriend with her 40LL breasts while they were having sex in 2010, CBS reported via News of the World. She mistook his flailing for excitement, until she noticed that he had stopped moving and appeared to not be breathing.

Luckily, the man regained consciousness, but the two broke up shortly thereafter.

Donna Lange, Washington Woman, Accused Of Using Her Breasts To Smother And Kill Boyfriend
 

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Clearly there needs to be tighter breast control. Mandatory registration of all breasts and anything b***** than a C cup must be kept in a cross your heart, lined, double layer bra at all times.
 

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All the aboce replies do nothing but kill the romance....damn you all...damn you all to hell!

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Clearly there needs to be tighter breast control. Mandatory registration of all breasts and anything b***** than a C cup must be kept in a cross your heart, lined, double layer bra at all times.
Maybe someone can publish a google map that shows where all the C cup and above registered breasts live ;)
 

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people forget that while breasts may have been useful at one time, our society has, with bottle feeding, advanced now to the point that no one needs them.

Plus inner city rappers have bin shown to favour big breasts. So i suggest a total ban on all breasts, and a study onto weather butt's can present a similar threat to the one breasts do.
 

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Plus inner city rappers have bin shown to favour big breasts.
Are you blind? They clearly favor butts over breasts. Man, you conservative breast party idiots will stop at nothing. The Left wing Party in my Pants Association is clearly more correct. Motorboating is a basic right that every person in America should have access to, regardless of upbringing.

Side note: that happened about 45 min north of me. Hah.
 

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Are you blind? They clearly favor butts over breasts.
yeegags, the man is correct. stop the study we must ban all butts, now. if we let just one person be smother by a butt it is one to many.

i call upon all America, especially those in regions with a strong butt culture, to write your representatives in support of the butt ban.

too many have been lost already, we cannot delay, we must end the madness of butt obsession.
 
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