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This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries but now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.

If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.

If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.

If you don't..............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist.

If you don't.................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.

If you don't................you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.

If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.

If you don't....................you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.

If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.

If you don't................there must be someone else.


Men die first because they want to.
 

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Well see? A man that finally understands! Now that wasn't so hard, was it??!! :bitchslap :lao
 

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ZXXX6RN said:
Well see? A man that finally understands! Now that wasn't so hard, was it??!! :bitchslap :lao
All I ask if for a quick and painless death. A large caliber bullet preferably. :D
 

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SalKhan said:
All I ask if for a quick and painless death. A large caliber bullet preferably. :D
Nah. I'll just slowly whittle you away by means of premeditated bitching!!
 

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I want to die at 80, shot by a jealous husband!!! :)

(with my boots on...)
 

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ZXXX6RN said:
Nah. I'll just slowly whittle you away by means of premeditated bitching!!
Well that's the same as a bullet except it moves about 1 nanometer per hour and I can't get out of it's way.
 

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ZXXX6RN said:
Nah. I'll just slowly whittle you away by means of premeditated bitching!!

:eek:nfloor Sounds like a plan to me *grin*
 

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I just read that to this chic i'm seeing - oops someone's in the dog house
 

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oober said:
I just read that to this chic i'm seeing - oops someone's in the dog house
You should just build a game room and garage in the doghouse and stay there. Why go back?
 

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I like the bullet idea. If all you men need one, I'll be happy to given them out, freely, and the use of my .357. Really, do the world a favor, shoot yourselves. :) It would truly be appreciated..
 

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japbike said:
I like the bullet idea. If all you men need one, I'll be happy to given them out, freely, and the use of my .357. Really, do the world a favor, shoot yourselves. :) It would truly be appreciated..
No offense sweetheart, but last time I checked it was pretty tough for, at least us straight men, to nag ourselves to death. And even if we could, they got medication we can take.... It's called Pepto.

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japbike said:
I like the bullet idea. If all you men need one, I'll be happy to given them out, freely, and the use of my .357. Really, do the world a favor, shoot yourselves. :) It would truly be appreciated..
I would be glad to be of any assistance. :cheers
 

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japbike said:
I like the bullet idea. If all you men need one, I'll be happy to given them out, freely, and the use of my .357. Really, do the world a favor, shoot yourselves. :) It would truly be appreciated..

WOW...Little harsh there...
 

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SalKhan said:
No offense sweetheart, but last time I checked it was pretty tough for, at least us straight men, to nag ourselves to death.
Well Jr. here's a little tidbit for ya, then don't date us. If we women make you men so miserable, then refrain from dating. We don't "make" you date us, we don't "make" you do anything you don't want to do. And if it is that way, then leave. You do have a mind of your own, no ones forcing you to stay. Leave, be gone, shoo, get lost, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.. :)
 

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Nobody loved you as a baby, did they?
ooh how cute, a come back! :rolleyes Goes to show when ones is correct, one can only try to comeback with some type of witty repartee. And I use the word "witty" losely...
 

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ooh how cute, a come back! :rolleyes Goes to show when ones is correct, one can only try to comeback with some type of witty repartee. And I use the word "witty" losely...
I LUV you Japbike!!!! :eek:nfloor
 
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