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In light of recent events I thought I would add a little levity to the forum. Does everyone remember the "Grosser than Gross" jokes that circulated when we were kids? If so, post up your favorites...

What's Grosser than Gross? Falling off the empire state building and landing on a bike with no seat.

What's Grosser than Gross? Kissing your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What's Grosser than Gross? You are eating a cherry popsicle and you find out your sister has been freezing her used tampons.

What's Grosser than Gross? You are eating cornflakes and your brother tells you he can't find his scab collection.
 

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I'm happy to report I had forgotten about "grosser than gross" jokes...until just now.

Thanks.

Prick.
 

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TheWraith said:
I'm happy to report I had forgotten about "grosser than gross" jokes...until just now.

Thanks.

Prick.
No problems, and don't think of yourself as a prick, it will ruin your self esteem.
 

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Mommy , mommy I'm sick of eating hamburger for dinner!
Shut up or I'll put your other foot in the meat grinder!

Mommy mommy I'm sick of running in circles!
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

What's grosser then gross?
Not changing your underwear for 5 days.
What's grosser then that?
When you crapped in them on the first day.
What's grosser then that?
When you take them off and through them on the wall.
What's grosser then that?
When they stick.
 

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What's Grosser than Gross? Sitting on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner.

What's Grosser than Gross? Popping a boner and running out of skin.
 

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What's Grosser than Gross? Sitting on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner.
And what's grosser than that? Sitting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner!
 

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Which reminds me...

What's grosser than gross?

Dreaming about chocolate pudding and waking up with a spoon up your ass.
 

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This one is sick snd twisted, but isn't that you guys want


What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.

What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.

What's grosser than that?

He goes back for more




What is grosser than gross?

When a midget walks by and says your hair smells nice
 

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Sorry to change the joke topic, but this is a pretty good one

Baked Beans and Their Delightful Tune

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions.

On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he'd have to walk home. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he was still a couple of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off any ill effects. So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he "put-putted" all the way home.

His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She blindfolded him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table, making him promise not to peek. At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang and she went to answer it.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He gasped and felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. This one sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. He tried flapping his arms, to clear the air. But another one snuck out, and the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead.

When he heard his wife ending her conversation, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. He was the picture of innocence when she walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. He assured her he had not, so she removed the blindfold and yelled, "Surprise!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
 

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Aaaah ha haha hahaa. :nerd


RC51 said:
Sorry to change the joke topic, but this is a pretty good one

Baked Beans and Their Delightful Tune

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions.

On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he'd have to walk home. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he was still a couple of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off any ill effects. So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he "put-putted" all the way home.

His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She blindfolded him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table, making him promise not to peek. At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang and she went to answer it.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He gasped and felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. This one sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. He tried flapping his arms, to clear the air. But another one snuck out, and the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead.

When he heard his wife ending her conversation, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. He was the picture of innocence when she walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. He assured her he had not, so she removed the blindfold and yelled, "Surprise!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
 

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O.K. Here is a couple

What's grosser than gross:

When you wake up in the morning with a lump in your throat and a string hangin out of your mouth.

Or when you are eating a hotdog and you bite into a vein.

Or when you give your grandma a kiss and she slips you the tongue.

Or when you wake up in the morning and it looks as if you ate a jelly doughnut.

All done for now.
 

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Jokertlr said:
In light of recent events I thought I would add a little levity to the forum. Does everyone remember the "Grosser than Gross" jokes that circulated when we were kids? If so, post up your favorites...

What's Grosser than Gross?
goatse


What's grosser than that?

:needpics
 

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Teej said:
goatse


What's grosser than that?

:needpics
goatse.cx

Trust me, if you haven't seen them, you don't want to see pics!
 

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Teej said:
actually I think that address is toast.
I know, the address IS toast. I was just mentioning the actual/original address. If anyone really wants to see goatse.cx, just do a search...I'm not about to link to or post anything because, even though it's grosser than gross, it's definately NWS.
 
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