Hmmm, exactly...
Were the police called to the scene of the accident? Was the driver charged?
I'm guessing 'no', since the neighbors have the info and they moved the bike back to the curb.
That's a lot of property damage and alleged drunk driving for the cops not to be called until much later, don't you think?
At this point, since the parties involved have the legally required information from the accident, and the scene has been cleared, the police have no need to respond for any report. That's NOT their 'fucking job'.
Again, were the police called to the initial scene or not?