Thanks everyone for being so concerned!
Hears the dilly:
Neighbors (or someone) had called the police. In order for them to come out and file a report, the one of the following has to occur:
* The traffic collision occurred within the City of Los Angeles.
* A person involved in the traffic collision has been injured (complaining of pain is considered an injury) or dies.
* One of the drivers is under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
* One of the drivers has fled the location without stopping to exchange information or check on the welfare of the other parties involved.
* City property is involved (City vehicle, light post, signal post, etc.)
Now, you might argue that the 3rd bullet there has been met, but, apparently no one reported that the driver was under the influence, so police never came, and a report never made. I know this, because I called the police station, and they told me they had received multiple calls about this incident already.
Next up, I call the driver's insurance (Allstate) to file a claim, and guess what? They already have one ready for me. So I provide them w/ my additional info and thats that.
Now I have to get a repair estimate so I can turn that in to Allstate. Sigh... which means I gotta pay someone to tow the broken 250. No, I don't know anyone who owns a pickup.