My fanclub is here
Speechless after the attempts to maim me today. As I left home the first major intersection I got to was partly covered with nails. I $h!t you not a case of nails had fallen out of a truck and spread across three of the five lanes. Luckily I was in a nail free lane. Some jughead was out there with a BROOM in 5 o'clock traffic trying to remedy his screwup, er nailup. Note to self, avoid this intersection for the next week. Not five minutes later I'm sitting at a light in another intersection. This time it's covered in GRAVEL and SAND on all corners. And I'm waiting to turn left. Note to self, levitate home and avoid all roads. I was looking out for the inevitable oil slick but they must be saving that one up for later.