A bear was chasing a poor bunny through the woods when they happened upon a broken genie lamp. Upon touching the lamp, a genie appeared and agree to give both of them three wishes.
Not wanting to give the bunny a chance to go first, the bear stepped forward and announced his three wishes.
1) make all bears female
2) Make all bears in the world female
3) make them all in heat
The bunny then came forward.
1: I wish for a motorcycle....the bear laughs at the wish
2: I wish for a helmet....the bear laughs hystarically at this wish asking "why do you need a motorcycle helmet?"
3: I wish the bear was gay...
and the bunny rode away on his motorcycle.
Not wanting to give the bunny a chance to go first, the bear stepped forward and announced his three wishes.
1) make all bears female
2) Make all bears in the world female
3) make them all in heat
The bunny then came forward.
1: I wish for a motorcycle....the bear laughs at the wish
2: I wish for a helmet....the bear laughs hystarically at this wish asking "why do you need a motorcycle helmet?"
3: I wish the bear was gay...
and the bunny rode away on his motorcycle.
