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The ZoMG Phattie - Mav

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#1 ·
ZoMG.

This was CRAZY. ANyways Ill give you the low down-

I was out rolling around on my new BMW Dakar one night... It was late, like the old practice days of the 600rr. I found some older road up in the hills and decided to Practice my Phatties on the new bike. I started clutching them up, found the key points. THen powering them up in first, then second.

After a good 20 mins, I had them down.. this bike is a DAMN Phattie MACHINE! Let me tell you... Supreme Human Excellence is in Becoming one with your ravage Machine and controlling that bitch in ANY situation.

THis bike is a DRAGOn, and I was DRAGON HEART!

So, anyways, I decided to roll around in the city of honolulu... this place is lively at night. Its nice.

So I start out on the main drag by waikiki, there are hundereds of people everywhere, I was shitting my pants with anxiety... I Switch my Ipod song onto "Iron Maiden- Aces High", and within seconds, I am MAVER1CK the GREAT.

BOOOOOM!! I launch the clut and throttle, accelerating HARD, then another BOOM, and I shift up into second with high RPMS... THEN!!! SHWING!!! Up bones the 2nd gear phattie.

ZoMG.... THere it was: Standing tall like a german soldier, LOUD as a thousand gunshots, and as BEAUTIFUL as my complection!!!!. I Pushed my body into the gas tank, for the EPIC stance of glory and switch gears to keep it going... IT WAS SO ELITE!!! everyone was looking, EVERYONE was in a state of gaze.... THey saw... the most elite sight..... anyone has ever sighted- MAvvy ElITE rolling a PhAt WHeelie WITH NO HELMET!!!

It was so beautiful, I was crying once I hit 4th gear. It seemed to last for decades.... Then, as soon as it shot up, it set down with complete eloquence and ELITE form.

zomg... it was godly.

For fear of the cops, I quickly turned off the main drag and into a back ally. I was going about 30 MPH, when some stupid Taxi man pulls out.. I quickly use my gamer reflexes and bring the bike around him. As I pass I put my leg out to kind of "push" myself off his bumper. At that split second, my left shoe gets traction on the hot paint, and gets Ripped off my damn foot. Almost instantly after the epic flight of the shoe I screem the revolutionary words- "AH SHIBBY MY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!!"

I quickly pulled to the side, ran back and picked up my darling white kick.. :( poor thing. I love my white shoes.

ANyways, The night went very well, and I am LOVING hawaii!


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#30 ·
brif4i said:
it's because you showed up:pisson
:lao :eek:nfloor :lao

Yeah I think he needs to go back to the sandbox & find some kiddies his age you are impressed by testosterone and drug-fueled delusions of wheelie'n through crowds........... :rolleyes oy vey.
 
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