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This is a joke, it is just a joke, please don't harass me about the fact that it has some racial things in it.



A black guy, a Mexican guy, and a white guy are walking down the beach. They come across a lamp, and they pick it up. One of them grabs it from the other, and in the process of doing this, a genie pops out of the lamp.

The genie says, "Thank you all for freeing me!!! For your help, I will grant you each one wish!!!"

The genie looks at the black guy and says, "I'll start with you, my dark skinned friend!!"

The black guy thinks for a second, then says "I wish that me, and all of my fellow black people, were all happy and back in Africa!!!"

**POOF**

The black guy is gone.

The genie then says to the Mexican guy, "And what do you desire, my bronze skinned friend??"

The Mexican guy quickly replies, "I wish that me, and all of my Hispanic people were back home in Mexico!!!"

**POOF**

The Mexican guy is gone.

The genie then says to the white guy, "And last but not least, what do you desire my light skinned friend??"

The white guy quickly replies, "Okay, so genie, you mean to tell me that all of the blacks are back in Africa, and all of the Hispanics are back in Mexico???"

"That is correct," replies the genie.

The white guy looks at him, smiles, and says "Shit, in that case, I'll just have a Coke..."
 

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Discussion Starter · #2 ·
And another one.


A black guy is walking down the street kicking rubbish out of his way when he sees something gleaming. He picks it up and it's a strange kind of lamp, out of which a Jewish genie emerges.

The Jewish genie says "I will grant you two wishes for freeing me!!"

The black guy says "No shit?? First I want to be white, up tight, and doing alright!!! And after that, I want to be surrounded by pussy!!!"

**POOF**

The Jewish genie turns him into a tampon.


Moral of this story?? You can't get anything from a Jew without strings attached.
 

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Discussion Starter · #3 ·
What are the 4 shortest books in the world??

"Polish Wit and Wisdom"
"Jewish Business Ethics"
"Italian War Heroes"
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"Black People I've Met While Yachting"
 

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Discussion Starter · #4 ·
Don't forget folks, these are all just jokes I've heard...not meant to hurt anyones feelings...
 

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Bowling ball in the sink...that's great, my polish friend at work will like that one!!!
 

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dude, where are you getting these from Derek?
 

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I've read alot of those in the good ol' "Ballrub's Joke Thread." Those were the days man...then that shit started to suck.
 

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^^^^

True, that's why Gaby's were usually better.

Hey, did you like my ownage of the banned Evan2 over on SS in the OT room?
 

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^^^

I hope he posts with his "secret" username, so that George can ban that one too!!
 
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