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George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife
told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see
from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were
people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no.
Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock
his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my
shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them
all". Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence.

Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen
said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
 

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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying
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because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
 

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there's a manly catch........I guess Theresa didn't let john outside with his balls to play again.
 

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Hahaha that's the most girly catch I've ever seen.
 

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:lol look at Kerry!

you just lost my vote pansy boy.

i seem to remember an onion blurb about G. W. Bush carrying around a football all the time in the white house and how Rumsfeld was getting mad because Bush would always 'pump-fake' to him and never actually throw it to him. :lol
 

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Mucho Gonzales said:
:lol look at Kerry!

you just lost my vote pansy boy.

i seem to remember an onion blurb about G. W. Bush carrying around a football all the time in the white house and how Rumsfeld was getting mad because Bush would always 'pump-fake' to him and never actually throw it to him. :lol
hahahaha, its 3am here and i just fell outta my chair laughing. lmao!
 

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Funny...Bush holding a ball makes him all man. Kerry having trouble catching a ball makes him a pansy.

I want to see one of Bush catching the ball.
 

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Funny...Bush holding a ball makes him all man. Kerry having trouble catching a ball makes him a pansy.

I want to see one of Bush catching the ball.
a little trouble? if i had trouble catching the ball my face wouldnt squinch up like a little girl trying to catch a pop-fly baseball for the first time.
 

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Kerry just lost my vote
 

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Pffftt.....................the sun was in his (Kerry's) eye's. LOL
Kerry had just got his Botox (sp) and didn't wanna mess nothing up.

You know all Bush did was "root, root, root, for the home team" in college,.....................but I'm still going to vote for him.
 
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