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A while back some friends and I got started on calling out sports fouls/penalties as sexual inuendos.
Now Its Your Turn!
(feel free to include a definition of the penalty if it makes the joke clear)

To get things started we have:

"False Start" - now that can be embarassing

"Too Many Men on the Field"
 

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the easy ones

1st base
2nd base
3rd base
home run
grand slam

score

If there is grass on the field play ball, if not turn it over and play in the mud
 

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Spearing: To hit a player with your helmet.
 

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Encroachment
When the defense comes across the line of scrimmage and actually touches an offensive player before the snap, encroachment is called.

Facemask think what you want with this one!

Excessive time outs got stamina problems?
 

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"Ineligible Receiver" - And you thought he was old enough.
 
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