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Ok these are just jokes. In poor taste mind you.
Not meant to fuck anyone up. Just jokes people.

Q: Why do black people get sickle cell anemia?

A: Because they deserve it.


Q: Why dont blind people go sky diving?

A: It scared the shit out of the dog.


Q: Why cant a white man outrun a black man?

A: Cause all the slow ones are in jail.


Q: What do you call a barn full of blacks?

A: Outdated farm equipment.


Q: Why do jews have big noses?

A: Air is free.


Q: You got a black guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy in a car. Who is driving?

A: The Cops.


Q: What did one black lesbian say to the other one?
A: You da man.


Q: Whats black and blue and hates sex?

A: My wife... or.... The eight year old in my basement. Depending on how sick you are.


A:How do you practice safe sex in Harlem?

Q: Lock the car doors.


A: What do you call a black woman on birth control?

Q: Crime Prevention.


I will think of more later. Again these are just jokes. Please no flaming here.
 

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Ok these are just jokes. In poor taste mind you.
Not meant to fuck anyone up. Just jokes people.

I will think of more later. Again these are just jokes. Please no flaming here.
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Ha Ha Ha yea right. Better lay low for a while bro....cuz
 

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Q: Whats black and blue and hates sex?

A: My wife... or.... The eight year old in my basement. Depending on how sick you are.



No idea why, but that made me laugh
 

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not too be an asshole.. but they are funny.. not to be taken seriously, but comical
 

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Again- they're just jokes, people. Don't let them offend you.

Q: Why did the jews wander the desert for 40 years?
A: Someone dropped a quarter.

Q: How do you fit 3 more **** to a bar stool?
A: Turn it over.

Q: What's the difference between a frenchman and a bucket of sh1t?
A: The bucket.

How did Helen Keller burn her face?
Answering the iron.

How did Helen Keller discover masturbation?
By reading her own lips.

Why didn't she scream when she was raped?
Because she had mittens on.
 

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Friend of mine told me these, they are jokes, take them as such


-how do you stop a black man from going out

pour more gas on him



-Why did so many black soldiers get killed in Vietnam?

Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the black soldiers would jump up and start dancing.


-What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?

Ni*gers Are Always Causing Problems

-What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?

A black man and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

-why are black men like sperm

Only 1 in a million actually work

-Why was jesus Lucky?

He got nailed 3 times in one night

-How many ethiopoans can you fit in a phone booth....

all of them

-what do u call a black man in a courtroom in a 3 peice suit......

the defendant

- why is stevie wonder smiling....

he doesnt know hes black


-what happens if you cross jesus and ron jeremy

you get a messiah thats hung in 2 ways

-what the diffrence between a jew and a pizza

a pizza doesnt scream in the oven

- what the diffrence between a black man and a snow tire

a snow tire doesnt sing when u put chains on it


Just jokes, dont get uptight
 

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Oh man those are all awesome! Seriously folks don't take them too seriously.
 
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