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I'm having a BBQ this Saturday, August 21. It would be nice if I weren't the only one there.

1 pm PST

If you guys come out and pretend to be my friends, I'll give you food and beer.
 

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I can be bribed with food and beer. I will be your friend that saturday dood.
 

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Umm..lets see *checks ultra important datebook* nope looks like I am free till I have to go to work..I can pencil you in for a few friend hours..just let me know a time and if you need me to bring something. I lost my cell phone for about two weeks but I just found it yesterday..I can be reached again. I also just talked with noodle (mike) (green zx9 looks like my short twin.) He says he will check and see if he can make it. He would like to know if he can bring his wife and daughter.

Loren
 

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More the merrier.
 

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<James Taylor moment>
"you just call out my name
and you know whereever I am,
I'll come running (oh yes I will)
to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall
All you got to do is call
And I'll be there (yes I will)
You gotta friend."
</James Taylor moment>

I can't wait!
 

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supermandy said:
<James Taylor moment>
"you just call out my name
and you know whereever I am,
I'll come running (oh yes I will)
to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall
All you got to do is call
And I'll be there (yes I will)
You gotta friend."
</James Taylor moment>

I can't wait!
what the fuck
 

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What's wrong with James Taylor?
 

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My irrelevant posting of lyrics,
When Metallica was actually cool.



Do unto others as they have done unto you
But what in the hell is this world coming to?

Blow the universe into nothingness
Nuclear warfare shall lay us to rest

Fight fire with fire
Ending is near
Fight fire with fire
Bursting with fear

We shall die

Time is like a fuse, short and burning fast
Armageddon is here, like said in the past

Fight fire with fire
Ending is near
Fight fire with fire
Bursting with fear

Soon to fill our lungs the hot winds of death
The gods are laughing, so take your last breath

Fight fire with fire
Ending is near
Fight fire with fire
Bursting with fear

Fight fire with fire
 

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R1Elvis said:
My irrelevant posting of lyrics,
When Metallica was actually cool.



Do unto others as they have done unto you
But what in the hell is this world coming to?

Blow the universe into nothingness
Nuclear warfare shall lay us to rest

Fight fire with fire
Ending is near
Fight fire with fire
Bursting with fear

We shall die

Time is like a fuse, short and burning fast
Armageddon is here, like said in the past

Fight fire with fire
Ending is near
Fight fire with fire
Bursting with fear

Soon to fill our lungs the hot winds of death
The gods are laughing, so take your last breath

Fight fire with fire
Ending is near
Fight fire with fire
Bursting with fear

Fight fire with fire

Holy Crap Captain, I think they have got us surounded...

- Ice_Hole
 

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Ice_Hole said:
Holy Crap Captain, I think they have got us surounded...

- Ice_Hole
We're done for!

This is a BBQ thread, we have a special area for lyrics! (Well, if we don't, we should.)


Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...
 

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Sounds like fun- what time? I have to work in the AM. Let me know what my wife & I can bring.
 

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kviper said:
Sounds like fun- what time? I have to work in the AM. Let me know what my wife & I can bring.

1 PM PST.

I edited my original post to add in the time.

People are welcome to bring whatever they'd like to eat or drink. Probably salads and any specfic beers/soda you'd like.

I'll have plenty too. Those that have been to my feedings know that no one will go hungry. Surprisingly, I don't usually have much in the way of left-overs.
 

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hmmm.. i need a quick pick-me-up.

anything I can do to help with happy fun BBQ time?
 

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supermandy said:
hmmm.. i need a quick pick-me-up.

anything I can do to help with happy fun BBQ time?
Bring bunnies and apples.
 

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A Haiku:

Woke up depressed, but
I don’t drink in the morning.
So I’ll just have beer.
 

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i liked the cat haiku...

... Erick has my apples, hopefully he'll bring it along.
 

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GonZilla said:
Ill be there if I can find some insurance...
This is just a BBQ, man. I don't think you need insurance.
 
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