[TheSollyLama]

On your battalion commanders desk---check!!!!
In your barracks room with 7 other guys in there-----Check!!!
On the center part of the commanders Hummer-----check!!!!
In her dad's bed with dad's .357 hanging over the headboard-----check!!!
In a cot in a tent with about 25 other GI's around-----check!!!!
On a generator in the motor pool----check!!!!

 

[TheSollyLama]

Actually, not in Iraq. For me at least. Israel though....oh baby those 18 year old recruits in their tight little uniforms. "you're trained to obey, right?"
A personal favorite although not very risky- the Arms Room for a Special Forces battalion. Hittin' that in a vault full of a couple thousand guns. Bend her over a rack of M24 sniper rifles. Have her lie down on the footlocker full of bayonets (just ensure the lid is closed). Knock the MP-5 parts all over the floor taggin it on the workbench.

CHECK!!!!!!

 

[TheSollyLama]

Jail bait (what's "almost 18" between friends...)in Garden of the Gods during a rainstorm while a few others wandered about.

 

[TheSollyLama]

Nailing a teacher at my high school on her boyfriends bed. Her B/F was my coke dealer at the time, so I would definetly call THAT a risky adventure!