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When coming to sex, where would you think the riskest place to get on it would be??

If you live in a city with high rises i'd say on the balcony would be one. In one of those glass elevators

For me the riskest was on top of this hill in San Diego that was right next to the 15 freeway. We were just on top going at it.. Thought we heard a couple of honks but not sure. :D

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Church elevator one sunday morning......
 

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For me...on my office desk mid-day!! :D
 

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I dont have any risky places.. but id have to say riskiest ive ever seen... was at a baseball stadium... during a baseball game...
 

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On old Mullholland Road at a little waterfall creek spot we saw from the road. Stopped parked the bikes and walked down a hill into a beautiful little creek bed that was flowing amist a grove of Cottonwoods. It was a hot day, but the trees and the creek made it seem cool. So cool, we got nakid' and swam in the creek and got it on. Lots of bikes and cars going by ~ but not a soul saw us. It was Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

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On your battalion commanders desk---check!!!!
In your barracks room with 7 other guys in there-----Check!!!
On the center part of the commanders Hummer-----check!!!!
In her dad's bed with dad's .357 hanging over the headboard-----check!!!
In a cot in a tent with about 25 other GI's around-----check!!!!
On a generator in the motor pool----check!!!!
 

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TheSollyLama said:
On your battalion commanders desk---check!!!!
In your barracks room with 7 other guys in there-----Check!!!
On the center part of the commanders Hummer-----check!!!!
In her dad's bed with dad's .357 hanging over the headboard-----check!!!
In a cot in a tent with about 25 other GI's around-----check!!!!
On a generator in the motor pool----check!!!!

thats too funny ~ no check for Iraq?
 

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Actually, not in Iraq. For me at least. Israel though....oh baby those 18 year old recruits in their tight little uniforms. "you're trained to obey, right?"
A personal favorite although not very risky- the Arms Room for a Special Forces battalion. Hittin' that in a vault full of a couple thousand guns. Bend her over a rack of M24 sniper rifles. Have her lie down on the footlocker full of bayonets (just ensure the lid is closed). Knock the MP-5 parts all over the floor taggin it on the workbench.

CHECK!!!!!!
 

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Jail bait (what's "almost 18" between friends...)in Garden of the Gods during a rainstorm while a few others wandered about.
 

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Actually, not in Iraq. For me at least. Israel though....oh baby those 18 year old recruits in their tight little uniforms. "you're trained to obey, right?"
A personal favorite although not very risky- the Amrs Room for a Special Forces battalion. Hittin' that in a vault full of a couple thousand guns. Bend her over a rack of M24 sniper rifles. Have her lie down on the footlocker full of bayonets (just ensure the lid is closed). Knock the MP-5 parts all over the floor taggin it on the workbench.

CHECK!!!!!!
you are too funny......but that will def get a "rise" outta ya
 

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:D The riskiest place for me would be at my old job on my desk, there was this girl that worked for me and she came up to my office and next thing I knew I had her bent over my desk. :) That was pretty awsome.
 

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TheSollyLama said:
Actually, not in Iraq. For me at least. Israel though....oh baby those 18 year old recruits in their tight little uniforms. "you're trained to obey, right?"
A personal favorite although not very risky- the Amrs Room for a Special Forces battalion. Hittin' that in a vault full of a couple thousand guns. Bend her over a rack of M24 sniper rifles. Have her lie down on the footlocker full of bayonets (just ensure the lid is closed). Knock the MP-5 parts all over the floor taggin it on the workbench.

CHECK!!!!!!


haha... make sure none of them parts fall in or ya'll get FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!













Check!
 

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On the beach surrounded by thousands of people.......done it.
AT work with my security friend watching on camera .....did it.
Deep in the woods ...done it .
In the front seat of a car in front of the house that I am scheduled to kick the door in and retrieve a skip.....No sex just BJ...Does that count? :bj

On a lonely back road in a 1971 blazer with no top, doors or lights at about 80-100 mph at night .....done it :alky

Been there and got the T-shirt!
 

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Well.... if most of you didn't know. I'm only 14. I havn't had a whole lot of experiences. But.....

Doing my 23 year old hot teacher in her car as my 15 year-old cuz drives us around..... Done it!! :2fingers
 

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Nailing a teacher at my high school on her boyfriends bed. Her B/F was my coke dealer at the time, so I would definetly call THAT a risky adventure!
 

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Nailing a teacher at my high school on her boyfriends bed. Her B/F was my coke dealer at the time, so I would definetly call THAT a risky adventure!
Haha, either you're full of shiat or you're one of the coolest people alive. :headbang

As for me, probably my girlfriend's sister's bed (with my girlfriend not sister), while her whole family was there.. Funniest thing was my girlfriend's Dad came down the stairs halfway through. I lept about 10 feet in the air and ran into a closet..

Her Dad comes in like .002 seconds after I shut the door, asks her what she's doing. She was like "Oh, I don't feel good, Alison told me I could sleep down here"

Then we waited for her Dad to go back upstairs.. She opened the closet door and I was standing there scared as a rabbit (her Dad is like 6'2" and 350lbs) with a sock stuck over my dick. She asked me what the sock was for.. I said I was worried that your dad might think to look in the closet, and it might be easier to talk to him with my bits all covered up.

Still laugh about that shit today.
 
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