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I think that the NSA broadcast their mind control waves during the jury trial and that is why the jury went with the cops. Drummer, I spoke with an alien that visits me at night and was told that west virginia is the next target for the NSA, moon people, men in black(from pluto of course) and the cops(worm people disguised as humans) so please be careful when you go outside. They may be monitoring you since you are not affected by the mind control waves. They may attempt to change the wave they are broadcasting on in order to take over your mind so you may want to line your helmet with foil just to be sure.

Keep up the good work protecting those of us that are not being controled by THEM. If possible please post up some more REAL news like you have been doing. I just want to thank you for risking your safety by calling the aliens and lizzard people out that are controlling this dimension.
 

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and they wonder why folks don't respect them.

"In an unmarked car, the policeman was allegedly attempting to park without using his blinker at a green light. (His reverse lights weren't on. Likely double parked without hazards on.) The Uber driver pulled around and gestured that he should use his blinker, casually and non-offensively, and kept driving us. The policeman quickly pulls up behind us and this is what happens," he wrote.

 

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I think all cops have micropenises


it is a fact they do. the list below is also a fact about all police in everoy country on this planet:

micropenis
mind control implants
size 7 shoes (tiny feet tee hee)
wear blue socks on wednesday and red socks on friday
like tacos and refried beans
enjoy the smell of shoe polish
keep a pack of juicy fruit gum in their left shirt pocket
sometimes break out singing the sound of music theme song for no apparent reason
try to avoid stepping in dog poo
have the ability to walk through solid matter such as walls
can turn invisible at will in order to monitor YOU undetected
friends with the lizard people
 

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BOCA RATON -- Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The sneaky intergalactic travelers often pose as our friends, neighbors and co-workers while they learn the ways of Earth. But how can you tell invading aliens from real humans?

Weekly World News has interviewed dozens of experts and conducted exhaustive research to bring you this list of the top ten ways to recognize aliens in our midst.
Aliens often wear huge sunglasses to hide their eyes. Most aliens have large, staring eyes that are hard to conceal. Sunglasses help them appear more normal.
Aliens have cold and clammy skin. Many aliens wear synthetic skin in order to pass themselves off as human. It's never as warm as real skin, and it often feels "slimy" to the touchy.
They smell. Aliens use all manner of deodorants, perfumes, or lotions to disguise their natural scent, which is offensive to humans.
Aliens are obsessed with technology. They spend hours chatting on cell phones and sending e-mails. But they're not conversing with people -- they're actually transmitting data they've accumulated back to their home worlds.
Aliens have strange bodily proportions. The newest breeds of aliens attempt to imitate human appearance -- but they never quite get it right. They are like exaggerated ideas of human perfection. Their stomachs are too flat, their chests too big, their faces wrinkle-free.
Aliens have strange diets. Aliens may not be able to digest most human foods. Because of this, they are limited in the types of foods they can eat, and they may become vegetarians. Watch out for people who eat a lot of melons -- that's an alien favorite.
Aliens dance in inhuman ways. Most alien species have a completely different physiology than ours. They have the ability to move their bodies to music in a way no ordinary human can, and this results in a dancing style that is quite breathtaking.
Aliens do not understand Earth's sense of humor. Forget what you saw on Mork and Mindy. Aliens find it difficult to understand laughter -- even a simple knock-knock joke can throw them completely off. They might laugh at inappropriate times -- like during a funeral -- or stare blankly at the funniest jokes.
Aliens dress in oddly revealing clothes. Aliens find clothing irritates their flesh, so the less of it they wear, the more comfortable they are. They also like to keep their fake human skin exposed to air, to allow it to breathe.
 

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“There’s a right to be free from unlawful entry, under the Fourth Amendment,” Hoogveldt’s attorney Robert Sykes said. “We have a police officer without a warrant, kicking down a door, and going in someone’s home.”

Body-cam video has been released as a part of a lawsuit filed against the West Jordan Police Department in Utah, showing an officer kicking in a door and releasing a police K9 on a man seated, surrendering on his couch, with his hands raised.

The video shows Lee Hoogveldt seated on a sofa after police enter his home on March 24, 2013. After commands from officers, he raises his hands in the air before a police dog jumps up and chews on his face for 15 seconds.
 

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