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We decided these needed a thread of their own.


Keep in mind, these are ONLY jokes. They are not meant to piss anyone off. They are just jokes that I've/we've heard.





Why can't Stevie Wonder read??

Because he's black.








What's the American dream??

50,000 blacks swimming back to Africa with a Jew under each arm.
 

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^^^^

Once again, they are only jokes. Not meant to get anyone pissed off.
 

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Here's some white jokes, just to even out the hatred.




How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb??

Two, one to make the martinis, and one to call the repair man.




What's the difference between garbage and a white girl from Nebraska??

Sometimes garbage gets taken out.




How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum??

Three, one to eat the possum, and two to watch for cars.
 

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Whats the flattest surface known to man?












A white girls ass.
 

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Prob all been heard before...


how you starve a black man?

-put his food stampes under his work boots

why do mexicans drive lowriders?

-so they can pick strawberries while they drive

what the differance between a black man and dog shit

-when it gets ole the shit turns white and stops stinking
 

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:D :D :D :D
 

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These are real bad. I don't participate in any of this!

What the best thing about fucking a 13 year old girl in the shower.
-when her hair gets wet she looks like she's 9.

What's better than fucking a 12 year old Vietnamese boy up against a fence.
-Nothing.

Hey, it said offensive jokes :twofinger
 

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MattLikesBikes said:
Q:How do you fit 100 babies in a 1 gallon bucket?
A:A blender

Q:How do you get the babies back out?
A:Tostitos!

Duuuuude! I thought mine was bad! ...Ok mine is bad, but babies? :twofinger
 

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How do you make a dead baby float??



2 scoops of vanilla, 2 scoops of chocolate, and 2 scoops of dead baby.
 

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What's red and scratches on glass??

A baby in a microwave.







What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls??

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitch fork.
 

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ducati 999???

I don't have a Ducati 999 in my garage.
 

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Gimpdiggity said:
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ducati 999???

I don't have a Ducati 999 in my garage.
Thats the best! :D :D :D
 

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How come theres no Disney Land in China?
-No ones tall enough to ride the rides.

What the difference between a mosquito and your mom.
-A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.

How do you get a dozen Cubans in a cereal box?
-Tell em it floats.

What do you call a Puerto Rican midget?
-a spec.
 

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Whats the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman's mouth?
-Einstein's cock.

Why do black guys have such big dicks?
-It was god's way of saying sorry for putting pubic hair on their head.
 

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Q: Why can't women ski?
A: There's no snow in either the bedroom or the kitchen.

Q: What's red, slimey, and crawls up a woman's leg?
A: A home-sick abortion.
 

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MattLikesBikes said:
Q: Why can't women ski?
A: There's no snow in either the bedroom or the kitchen.

Q: What's red, slimey, and crawls up a woman's leg?
A: A home-sick abortion.


A home-sick abortion...that's disgusting!!

I love it!!! Hahahahaha
 

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JEN-PWR said:
Gimp, you're sick...funny...but sick :D

Thanks, I try...hahahaha
 
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