[fzr1rider1]

Like the title says, I wanna prank homeless people. Not because I think it's funny or that I am better than them it's just REALLY becoming a problem lately.

For the record, I don't want to hurt him, just scare him bad enough he'll fuck off! The reason I asked really isn't for me either; it's for the girl (complete stranger) that waits terrified in her car, until I get there to exit her car and walks with me to her class. I mean this dude doesn't leave it at can I get some change? or Some bills if you ain't got change?

He takes it to... Well Why Not? and then gets in peoples faces, and follows them, and other crazy shit.

He doesn't really say much to me, cuz one day I just repeated everything he said back to him, and staired down at him (I'm a big dude) while I did it. Then instead of offering him change; I gave him gum- cuz E-Z-E's twin never got dental work either apparently.

 

[PETSHOPBOY]

Call the police, have them watch what he does to her

 

[fzr1rider1]

Already thought of that; he'll out by the end of that night... Then what?

 

[PETSHOPBOY]

Repeat ??

Homeless bug the crap out of me too, maybe I look like a giving person? IM NOT ive got 3 kids with me. Do they really think ive got extra money??? I yell at people for giving them money from their cars.
I used to feel: if I can do it so can they & anybody can get a job at Mcdonalds. Now they probably couldnt....unless they are a minority.

 

[jim schmidt]

Being homeless means you've already been punked. Trying to dominate some homeless guy to impress a girl is kind of pathetic.

 

[Scissors]

Most homeless people suffer from serious mental disorders--not the kind of people one should piss off.

 

[TalkofDC]

Being homeless means you've already been punked. Trying to dominate some homeless guy to impress a girl is kind of pathetic.

+1


just be a man and say you cant provide anything for him at the moment or be a man and recognize someone else is in need and help them if you have the ability to do so.

Simple. You prank your buddies, your friends, coworkers and sometimes family. To prank a homless person is a waste time. What are you going to do when the prank is over? Laugh at them? See any irony in there yet?

 

[Royal Tiger]

Most homeless people suffer from serious mental disorders--not the kind of people one should piss off.

+1
From someone that actually deals with these people, I have seen them go from meek as a mouse to lunge at an officer with a razor. Some are cool and just in a rough spot. Some of them are seriously messed up in the head.

 

[Scissors]

+1
From someone that actually deals with these people, I have seen them go from meek as a mouse to lunge at an officer with a razor. Some are cool and just in a rough spot. Some of them are seriously messed up in the head.

My wife used to work at the Psychiatric Institute of Washington where they tested new drugs on them. She was attacked more than once without even prompting it.

 

[quikfix]

attach a string to a trash bag of empty soda cans and as the homeless keeps on coming closer to the bag, pull the trash bag away from them with the strong. its the old dollar bill trick amplified! Or you can just "jump them" like Eric Cartman does on South Park.

 

[chaos14]

grow up, call the cops if its an issue, if its still an issue call them again

 

[fzr1rider1]

Trying to dominate some homeless guy to impress a girl is kind of pathetic.

-1 Ha! NO! I'm not trying to impress anyone! This girl is not anything special, she's actually annoying as shit! I'm just tired of babysitting a complete stranger.

 

[derrickwade]

Give the girl some pepper spray. Tell her to warn him if he doesn't keep his distance he's gonna get sprayed.

 

[gixxerDANE]

Is this at a college? If so just have the campus security handle it. I agree with most on not "pranking" him as its not gonna help you and if something goes wrong its going to paint a real bad picture about your charecter.

 

[beowulf2k]

Wont be so funny when the homeless guy puts some .45 slugs in your chest for being a dumbass there "big dude". There are people that handle this stuff for a living, I suggest you call on them before you see yourself crying in the back of a patrol car.

There are 1,327 things to do-and you fuck with a homeless guy. Are you related to USMARINE1215?

 

[Rhetorik]

Give the girl some pepper spray.

+1

My usual reply is "I've got change, but it sure as shit isn't spare"

 

[jim schmidt]

It might be useful to visit a homeless shelter. I suspect all your questions can be answered by asking the people who live or work there.

 

[teedubyaw]

-1 Ha! NO! I'm not trying to impress anyone! This girl is not anything special, she's actually annoying as shit! I'm just tired of babysitting a complete stranger.

Then don't.

You sound like a complete fucking tool. You mocked a person, let alone a homeless person instead of telling them to get lost? Are you 10 years old?

If the dude is such a nuisance, and you're such a "big guy," then get in his face and tell him to fuck off before you have a restraining order placed on him for harassment.

And if he's on a school campus, then tell the fucking campus police to throw his ass off.

 

[fzr1rider1]

I honestly don't care; I usually ignore the fool until he jumps in my face like a moron. I'm asking how to make dude chill for others benefit. I told her "There's a security phone right there (it is a college)!" She asked what can be done? I said, "I don't know I'll ask..." Prank may have been the wrong word.

 

[beowulf2k]

I honestly don't care; I usually ignore the fool until he jumps in my face like a moron. I'm asking how to make dude chill for others benefit. I told her "There's a security phone right there (it is a college)!" She asked what can be done? I said, "I don't know I'll ask..." Prank may have been the wrong word.

OMFG man. Take your phone out, click to camera, take photos, close camera application, proceed to dial the Police (NOT 911 unless it is an actual emergency) proceed to stupid girl and tell her, I decided to use my brain and suggest you cut your hair and use yours. I called the Police and decided to snap pictures of this bum harassing you. When the police come, I will supply a report to support your report as well as add the photos to assist in creating a "criminal trespass" as well as harassment charge. (if applicable)
OMG if shes is college, I think ill send my 1 year old American Bulldog to college as well!-he barks when he sees strangers-pretty smart right?