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This is the most extreme sport out there, I wouldnt recommend it, but people do, Heres a good telecast transcription.


We’re at the finals of the United States Russian Roulette Open. I’m Brett Mustburger here to narrate the action. We’re coming to you live, for now. Our two finalists Arnie Baurer from Winoka Minnesota, Crazy Joe Clemens from Tobacco Road.

Our finalists are leaving the practice area.

Off to the table coin toss in the air, Crazy Joe wins, has decided to go first. Gutsy move.
Crazy Joe the only veteran in the field. Last years Rookie of the year.

Off to the table picks up the pistol, spins the chamber GUN TO HIS HEAD!

:click:

:click:

SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!

:click:

That Crazy Joe, what a competitor; he came here to play. And this match is moving right along. I don’t think I have to remind anyone this is sudden death.

Here comes Arnie, Arnie just came off the disabled list, he’s regained almost full use of his left side. He’ll be playing right handed today. He’s walking up to the table.

:step: :drag:

:step: :drag: :stumble drool:

Now he’s ready picks up the pistol, spins the chamber GUN TO HIS HEAD!

Oh oh oh , he’s asked for a time out, I cant say that I blame him, they’re playing for over five hundred dollars. Its winner take all; loser actually goes into the hole on this one.

Now he’s ready picks up the pistol, spins the chamber GUN TO HIS HEAD!

Oh oh oh, he’s asked for another time out. If Arnies not careful, Crazy Joe's gonna get a penalty shot. Lets take a second here and have a look at our scoreboard while Arnies changing his pants.

Now he’s ready picks up the pistol, spins the chamber GUN TO HIS HEAD!

:BANG: :thud: :hshot

He’s struggling to his feet.

:thud:

We have a winner.
 

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now who can honestly say they wouldnt watch this?? use death row convicts and guys who will never see the light of day again ya know? make a little money for their family or something.
 

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now who can honestly say they wouldnt watch this?? use death row convicts and guys who will never see the light of day again ya know? make a little money for their family or something.
Heh... those kinds of guys would more likely turn the gun on someone else even if it only had one bullet in it.
 

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I wouldn't watch that, though your transcript is humorous
 

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Well - I had my own idea for an "Extreme" sport. It brings back the chivelry, er chilvery, errr.... knighthood of 14th century europe...

"Crotch Rocket Jousting"

Actually, I got the idea watching an episode ot V.I.P. - though perhaps I've said too much...
 

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Now that's a good idea! Ramming into each other at 150 mph with huge lances... sweet!
 
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