d-a-m-p-e-r : (slang: d-a-m-p-n-e-r) n~:aftermarket mammal, often found perched on triple trees of various motorcycles. The lack of a d-a-m-p-e-r is often cross referenced by the phylum squidicus motorus, as the main cause of involuntary loss of control, and subsequent endagerment of said two wheeled transport.
Sentence use: I would not have crashed if I had a D-A-M-P-N-E-R!!!