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· Calm like a bomb!
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So last night the fiancé comes out of the room and sees me watching TV on the couch with my head on my jacket...

she asks: "what are you doing Hun?"

I reply: "watching TV"

Her: "why are you watching TV with your head on your jacket?"

Me: "cause it smells good"

I never thought that the yummy smell of leathers would seem weird to some and it hit me...laying there smelling my jacket is crazy. So although this may have been done before, lets do it again.

Signs you are addicted to two wheels...

1.) You cuddle with your leathers
2.) Every time you walk by your bike you have to stop and check it out...even though you've seen it hundreds of times
3.) You lean around corners...in your cage.
 

· Evil MacGyver
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...ok.. i admit it.. i'm a bike-a-holic. i don't have leathers yet, but i do admit to the leaning.. and i've even cought myself shifting in my cage. i usualy park my bike in the shop that i work at.. and every time i walk by it... a glance can turn into a eye rape in no time.
 

· Shitbike
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My name is Brad and I'm also addicted to riding. It started with a quick glance at the bike every few hours, but now all I think about at work is leaving at the end of the day and finding a nice twisty road for instant gratification. The casual ride around town has turned into an almost daily 50 mile ride of the local mountain roads, and I've found myself dragging knees around corners in the hallways at work.

I need help.
 

· Crunnnnnnnnnnnnchy
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The worst is when you watch the riding videos.. i lean like im riding...

Thank god i have an office, im sure i'd look like i have serious issues if everyone saw that.
 

· Calm like a bomb!
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bush said:
I am also guilty of this. I don't do it at first, but then my upper body starts leaning, and before I know it, I have one ass cheek off the couch and I'm trying to countersteer with the controller. :eek:nfloor
LMFAO! :eek:nfloor

Countersteering with the controller ha ha ha!

Sometimes, I will even go take my boy to the bike shop and tell my woman I need a part...just so we can walk around and check out all the rides. There is just something about how a powersport dealership smells too...mmmm.
 

· Habitual line-stepper
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Lol... you guys are nuts...

But yeah- i was watching motorcycle racing.... minding my own business...

and my friends were like: "dude, you don't have to lean when you're watching the tv."

so yeah:
My name is Kevin, and i have an addiction.... the worst part is: my bike is in pieces. I find myself reading online forums constantly and making motorcycle noises when i sit on my dead bike...
 

· Calm like a bomb!
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kevinwilly said:
Lol... you guys are nuts...

But yeah- i was watching motorcycle racing.... minding my own business...

and my friends were like: "dude, you don't have to lean when you're watching the tv."

so yeah:
My name is Kevin, and i have an addiction.... the worst part is: my bike is in pieces. I find myself reading online forums constantly and making motorcycle noises when i sit on my dead bike...

I guess your are right on Kevin...the fact that we are talking about this very subject shows we have problems. Ha ha ha

This is great Friday fun!

Oh and Kevin...1cc what? :)
 

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I have a lawnchair sitting in my garage so I can sit comfortably and stair at my bike. It even has the cup holer in it so i don't have to move when I'm thirsty.Yep, just crank up some Terrible Ted or AC/DC and i'm good to go
 

· Habitual line-stepper
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Iceman_954rr said:
I guess your are right on Kevin...the fact that we are talking about this very subject shows we have problems. Ha ha ha

This is great Friday fun!

Oh and Kevin...1cc what? :)
yeah, man... you guys are sick. You need help.

I, however, have a perfectly healthy relationship with my bike.

(sex with the tailpipe is normal, right?!?)
 

· ~ Master Technician ~
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Has anyone else worn there New helmet while watching TV? I did it to break it in before I went riding. My wife thinks I'm nuts. :)
 

· Calm like a bomb!
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2001FZ1 said:
Has anyone else worn there New helmet while watching TV? I did it to break it in before I went riding. My wife thinks I'm nuts. :)

I wore my gloves around the house to break them in...my girl thinks I am nuts too.

Not really my helmet though.

kevinwilly said:
yeah, man... you guys are sick. You need help.

I, however, have a perfectly healthy relationship with my bike.

(sex with the tailpipe is normal, right?!?)
That is out of control.... :banana
 

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I ride home from work - park the bike next to the grill, then enjoy the wonderful smells of steak on the grill.
Then caress my bike, sit on it once in a while, and maybe even give it a little Honda Polish treat just for being so loyal - all the while enjoying a frosty beverage :cheers
 

· Habitual line-stepper
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2001FZ1 said:
Has anyone else worn there New helmet while watching TV? I did it to break it in before I went riding. My wife thinks I'm nuts. :)
WHAT?!? How lame...


I slept in the last new helmet I got to break it in. No joke.

Just watching TV is nowhere in the vicinity of "hardcore" addiction.

Come on, you call yourself an addict?
 

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I convinced my roomate to buy a bike this year and it's ALL we every talk about anymore. We have to fill each other in on ever seemingly mundane commuting action that happened during the day, and I still can't get enough. Mmmmm, motorcycles.

Even better yet, I made a spreadsheet of my motorcycle and have the purchase date, miles at purchase, the accessories I've bought for it (date and cost), as well as the maintenance I've done on it, what day, and what mileage. I also save all my gas reciepts.

Strangely enough that was the title of my last blog (link in sig) from a month ago! Hahaha... I need help :(
 

· Crunnnnnnnnnnnnchy
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dreesemonkey said:
I convinced my roomate to buy a bike this year and it's ALL we every talk about anymore. We have to fill each other in on ever seemingly mundane commuting action that happened during the day, and I still can't get enough. Mmmmm, motorcycles.

Even better yet, I made a spreadsheet of my motorcycle and have the purchase date, miles at purchase, the accessories I've bought for it (date and cost), as well as the maintenance I've done on it, what day, and what mileage. I also save all my gas reciepts.

Strangely enough that was the title of my last blog (link in sig) from a month ago! Hahaha... I need help :(
I think we have a winner! :beer
 
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