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We all know the obvious benefits of Motorcycle Gear (protection, comfort, blah blah blah) but I'm looking for the lesser known things that our gear provides to us.

Such as there examples;

Motorcycle gear = giving men the ability to say "what should I wear today"
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use the excuse of "I was trying to decide what to wear" when late


Motorcycle gear = giving adults the ability to screw up getting dressed

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making little guys look muscular since 19## ... ?
 

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makes me look like a hero in a bar.... at 5'7" I normally have to fight my way through the crowd to drain the lizard. Not so in motorcycle gear! :D
 

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Twice within about a half an hour, I had two cars with fifty something year old black women in them who went out of their way (in parking lots both times) to tell me how "hot" or "fancy" or "insert urban colloquialism here" my Dainese gear was.

Pretty funny to experience.
 

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I had some older ladies say I looked "sooo cool!" in my gear. I was at a stop light, I thought they were rolling down the window to call me a whippersnapper.
 

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Allows you look as if you have pissed all over the floor..........


After riding in torrential rain in Ireland I pulled into a petrol station with a shop and coffee bar. Like a 7/11....

My big IXS all season jacket started to drain its self. The outer textile isnt waterproof but it has a seperate waterproof membrane. So the water in the outer started to run down the membrane.

Im stood with my mate drinking coffee and the water is streaming down my textile trousers onto the floor and creating a big puddle around my feet.

It just looked as if I was peeing my trousers. It was very funny as the staff in the shop were goregeous 20+ irish beauties and if id stood any chance with any of them, my jacket blew it for me.

The jacket in question........





Paul
 

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^^^ :eek:nfloor

That happened to me at work once .... I got caught in a downpour on the way there one time. When I got in the building and over to my desk after putting my crap down I put my arms to my sides and all the water that collected in the sleeves came flowing out. Everyone just stood there looking at me like I was nuts or something while the lake formed around me.

Good times
 

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My wife is hot for the shoulder pads in my jacket... she was in heaven during the 80's now it's all just a memory.
 

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Chicks never give me the time, but when I walk in with my leathers on and helmet in hand, it's all pussy from there.
 
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