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A friend of mine from Arizona, that used to live in Milwaukee, sent me this.

I'm having a hard time deciding on which one most resembles Steve's Barbie...I'm thinking possibly the South Milwaukee Barbie.

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Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition Barbie dolls for the Milwaukee market:

Galleria Barbie:
This princess Barbie is only sold in Elm Grove. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a longhaired foreign dog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Note: Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Brookfield Barbie:
This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching velour gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone sold separately.

Marquette Barbie:
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9 mm handgun, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a meth lab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash, preferably small, untraceable bills, unless you are a cop, then we don't know what the hell you are talking about.

The Oak Creek Barbie:
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included is; her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club
membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

UWM Barbie:
Short, highly tanned and ready to land a husband, we mean get an education.
Comes with standard issue shorts with "UWM" printed largely on the butt.
Also comes wearing latest "themed" sorority party T-shirt, hair in pony tail
and a gaggle of similar looking friends, each carrying the latest in "knock
off" Kate Spade bags. Honda Civic, undecided major and drunken backward
hat. Frat Ken sold separately.

West Allis Barbie:
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too
small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a
six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5
feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup
truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

River Hills Barbie:
This collagen injected, rhino-plastic Barbie wears a leopard print spandex outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends on her boat.
Percocet prescription available.

South Milwaukee Barbie:
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-
heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut
Ken out of Cudahy Barbie's (discontinued) house. Her ensemble includes
low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter- top.
Also available with a mobile home.

Riverwest Barbie:
This slacker Barbie looks an awful lot like Brookfield Barbie without a shower. Comes with a pack of clove cigarettes and a sixer of PBR. There are accessory packages with various assortments of body piercings and
tattoos available, but they must be purchased separately because, like, she
doesn't have a job.

Bayview Barbie:
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight faded blue
hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white
socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow" She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Bayview Barbies, and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Northside Barbie:
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available,
but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Southside Barbie:
This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired
temporary plates and three baby Skippers in the back seat, but no car
seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a cowboy hat, shovel and work gloves. Ken comes with his own 1979 Ford pickup with a Telemundo bumper sticker, tinted windows, and Our Lady of Guadalupe rear window stickers. Truck is painted primer gray, but wheels and rims are not available. Comes with cement blocks. Green cards are not available for Southside Barbie or Ken.

East Side Barbie/ Ken:
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by
simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts.
 

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That is too funny!!!
 

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LOL I've seen it before But still funny
 

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quite funny.... Mine wasn't in the list:
G-Town Barbie
This sexy little fire cracker loves to ride. This German speaking hottie knows her way around the back of a bike, and it's a good thing.... G-town isn't known for anything 'cause there's nothing going on.... frequent trips to visit the rest of the Milwaukee area Barbies is top priority. Additional outfits an Bling for easy assimiliation to whatever Barbies she is meeting that night are sold seperately, but the included outfit and accessories are of sufficient genericness to provide quick adaptation to most subcultures and social activities.
 
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