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Mr. Lesbian said:
Holy shit. Dude's 14 inches?? That's like..... 2 inches more than me! lol.

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he makes 100+ million
he blows 100+ million
now hes banging porn stars

some people have all the luck
 

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I don't know, man... I see it as his downward spiral continues... of course, his has already seen rock bottom and lived thru that, guess we'll see.
 

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I love the enigma that is Mike Tyson. His quotes are just pure entertainment. Maybe they can have the filming in one of his pigeon coops?

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."
 

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OMG... here's a few more... :lao :lao :lao

"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

"I like the British bikes. I like British people. They're real mellow."

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

"I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass."

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."
 

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Good for him. Some assholes have all the luck.
 

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I bet he doesn't get a sex scene with Jenna. She'll pair him with some other trashy slut and just count all the money that comes in from the sales.
 

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Mr. Lesbian said:
I think he'll do fine in porn. At least until he bites her ear off.
:lao :eek:nfloor I dont know...he might get too excited with those nipples too. :eek:nfloor
 

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All Tyson has left to do now is get spit-out the bottom of the porn industry, then he can officially say he's hit rock-bottom.
 

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what a fucking loser.....
 

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screw the skin flick idea....I think Tyson should be a rapper like Roy Jones Jr.


this is Roy Jones jr's rap-label/website http://www.bodyhead.com/... on second thought maybe tyson shouldn't be a rapper...save for the fact that we'd all get a cheap laugh at his corny ass ...
 

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Ibleedgreen said:
Yeah, maybe so, but he is getting to fuck Jenna Jameson!!!

and get paid to do it
 

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GT3 said:
screw the skin flick idea....I think Tyson should be a rapper like Roy Jones Jr.


this is Roy Jones jr's rap-label/website http://www.bodyhead.com/... on second thought maybe tyson shouldn't be a rapper...save for the fact that we'd all get a cheap laugh at his corny ass ...
Now that's funny :lao
 
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