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hahahahahah!! and it's so small too.... :D
 

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She's Asian. That statue is as good as John Holmes to them.
 

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wow, I guess another meaning to "hard as a rock" :lol
 

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Look at that pathetic skin-worm! Dudes in ancient greece must have been hung like mosquitoes. Look at ancient viking art, and you'll see enormous manhoods being depicted. Greek art is all about the thumb dick.
How did these two groups see themselves? And that nancy-boy hairdo. A perm?
C'mon, women that see a statue like that get the wrong impression. Where's the John Holmes of ancient greece? Where's the Ron Jeremy of his day to take up the mantle of swordsman on behalf of us regular f**kers that will never be immortalized in stone?
You don't see art with chicks flatter than Juliet Lewis on a diet. They all have ample boobage to go around. So why the inch worm on the guys?! It just ain't fair!
 

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Hey Solly, at least all them guys have arms.....................Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
 

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The statue just like the statue of David depicted the actual human body. It might have been cold or we could be looking at the statue of a 15 year old. The penis size is irrelavent.
 

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Well, from my experiance, that penis size is PRETTY accurate! :lol j/k or am I?! :eek:
 

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Girl I have to disagree with ya on that one...I met one guy one time and he was that size..for real!! :eek
 

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RSixxygrl said:
Girl I have to disagree with ya on that one...I met one guy one time and he was that size..for real!! :eek

OMG Was you like what the hell you going to do with that? Cause i would have been
 

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OMG Was you like what the hell you going to do with that? Cause i would have been

Had a simular thing happen to me. Kinda whent like this...........

Chick - "Hahahah, who do you think you are going to please with THAT?"

I tell her "ME"........... :twofinger
 

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Man, I would hate to be endowed like David.
 

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RSixxygrl said:
Girl I have to disagree with ya on that one...I met one guy one time and he was that size..for real!! :eek

HA! lucky! Some one must of put a curse on me, "You'll have small white dick forever!!" haha! j/k
 

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it's called "shrinkage" - I saw it on a Seinfeld episode..
 

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jb, rsixxy, would you girls settle for a guy who's hung like a bear???
 

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jb, rsixxy, would you girls settle for a guy who's hung like a bear???

I doubt they would. You would be dead, :eek: , and that would not be any fun for them!!!!! My friend's grandfather didn't hang his bear. He used it as a rug instead. :twofinger
 

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frank5079 said:
jb, rsixxy, would you girls settle for a guy who's hung like a bear???

Well, I don't know how a bear is hung, never seen a bear weiner... but HEY, sure, why the heck not!! Better hung like a bear, then furry like a bear... ikkkk
 
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