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this is me 5 years ago.

I have since slimmed down. Me 2 years ago.

Me last week.


*Enjoys drinking insane amounts of alcohol
*Will wear the clothes that come from the cleanest pile on the floor of my room
*I'll make sure to spend half the night on the phone with some other girl
*I promise not to get drunk until you are at least on the way to come and pick me up
*When we go to eat I'll make sure to order prime rib if you're a vegan, (I guess I should also mention that you're paying)
*I'll treat you to a movie as long as somebody can pop open the back doors for us
*I'll fill up your tank with gas for driving but you're gonna need to sit in the car and keep it running, don't ask questions when I hop in and yell "Go!"
*I will also pass out after a bj at the end of the night, just wake me up when you get to my house

Bidding starts at a 12 pack + tree-fiddy

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Oh dear GOD...
 

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LOL

How to go from redneck to GQ in 3 years.
 

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alaska cajun said:
LOL

How to go from redneck to GQ in 3 years.
It had to be the Scott 1000 roll tissue paper for sure. Those things are heafty, good ab workout for sure. :lao
 

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speedmom2 said:
It had to be the Scott 1000 roll tissue paper for sure. Those things are heafty, good ab workout for sure. :lao



:lao :lao

He's not gonna have a clue on that one. :lol
 

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alaska cajun said:
:lao :lao

He's not gonna have a clue on that one. :lol
No he won't but we do....... :lao :eek:nfloor
 

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speedmom2 said:
No he won't but we do....... :lao :eek:nfloor

Yes we do
:lol :lol


I was just reading your sig and it reminded me of a thread a few years back with you and Ali when yall where posting all those different quotes..........that was a really cool thread. :)
 

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speedmom2 said:
It had to be the Scott 1000 roll tissue paper for sure. Those things are heafty, good ab workout for sure. :lao
here you go ladies, clean your selves up.
 

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