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KH, Rest In Peace Brother
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An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He
Wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very
Hard work as the ground was hard. His only son,
Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The
Old man wrote a letter to his son and described
His predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I
Won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year.

I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden
Plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be
Over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot
For me.

Love, Dad


A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad,

Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried
The bodies.

Love, Vinnie


At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local
Police arrived and dug up the entire area without
Finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man
And left. That same day the old man received another
Letter from his son:

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the
Best I could do under the circumstances.

Love you, Vinnie
 

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:lao

Haha, that's a good one.
 

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:eek:nfloor Who says criminals aren't smart. Thats a good one!!!!
 

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:lao That was cute!! Did my dad send you that? :)
 

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KH, Rest In Peace Brother
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AnKleBiTer said:
:lao That was cute!! Did my dad send you that? :)


Yep! :D
 

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That's a funny one-a! (In Italian accent)
 

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I heard that same joke in Russia (and in Russian) back in 2001. Worldwide!
 
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