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Subject: Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.

In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone...
 

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More shocking details.....


Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky

10. Race started at 9, Lance rolls out of bed around noon

9. Had already figured out that the trophy can hold a 3-gallon margarita

8. He ate frosting by the fistful

7. For the last leg, he rode one of those crazy 1890's bikes with the big front wheel

6. Deliberately crashed into things to get more air time on Sportscenter

5. Made a couple extra bucks delivering pizzas during the race

4. After the starter pistol was fired, he hung around hitting on French babes

3. Turned to the other riders and said, "Oooh, I'm sooooo scared"

2. Instead of training, spent last 2 months "pimping" his bike

1. Had started selling ad space on his ass
 

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haha, good stuff :D ) :D
 

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Krazy Hawaiian said:
Subject: Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.

In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone...


Good stuff here...hahahahaha...
 

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HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's a good one!!
 

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damn, i was almost upset for a second...now im laughing my ass off. thanks alot man.
 

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You bastard!!! I thought that this was real!
 

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That's some funny shit!
 

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That was great. Had me fooled for a second!
 

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It's a French conspiracy as always...
 

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hahah ok, so I fell for it...

<<~~DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH :drool
 

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HAHA......fuckin french....sounds about right no bathing, no toothpaste, and no Testicles!!!! thats great!!!!
 

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I was a bit disturbed that some sort of crap was going to be written about Lance Armstrong only to fine it was a darn good joke on the Frogs.
 
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