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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's
father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both
very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced
before.

However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.

The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood
Pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point, they decided to try for 50%.
 

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ummm.... either that's a really UNFUNNY joke or you're missing part of it.... :twofinger
 

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So i guess someone somewhere was hurting pretty badly cause that guy wasnt the father.


Post something funnier with less thought behind it. Try Again.
 

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thanks kdk1899, without your help i would be sitting here all day trying to figure that shit out. guess i have to do work now...
 

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kdk1899 said:
So i guess someone somewhere was hurting pretty badly cause that guy wasnt the father.


Post something funnier with less thought behind it. Try Again.
Yea your right, they go home to find the post man dead on their front porch or something. :alky
 
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