OH MY GOD WHAT COMPLETE AND UTTER BOLLOCKS.
I'd seriously say the wizard of oz was way more realistic.
Yes lets take an RSV Mille onto a motorcross track.
Lets do 300mph on a bike with a `jet engine` in rush hour traffic, crash without a helmet, and get straight back up unshaken.
Lets fling about a motorcycle like its a trials bicycle.
Anyone else notice how one minute they were streetbikes, next they were dual sports with race plastics..? (Forks kept fluctuating in length!).
The bike fight scenes were GHEY. Those bike must have weighed like 5kilos the way the actors were tailwhipping etc.
Don't even get me started on the train part. The special FX were also a big old bag of scrote.
I mean im easily pleased, i enjoyed Biker Boys, as most of the riding was actually done on the black stuff. But this was dribble. I burst out laughing in parts, when the girl is fighting the other goth biznatch, and they both do this weird wheelie thing and connect the front wheels, and drop back down and take off again. Sit me down in front of a film with guns, explosions, titties etc, and ill be brain dead for hours, but i was laughing out loud the whole way through.
Annoyed me the way they kept refering to the RSV Mille as a `Black Custom Motorcycle`
Only good thing was the sound, they actually did a smidgen of research and realised what V-twins sounded like, unlike Biker Batty Boyz. :angry
"Yeah i heard of these, over 200 in less than ten seconds" then he goes WOT from a standstill, and actually manages to keep the front wheel planted. What a waste of an hour/half.
I'd seriously say the wizard of oz was way more realistic.
Yes lets take an RSV Mille onto a motorcross track.
Lets do 300mph on a bike with a `jet engine` in rush hour traffic, crash without a helmet, and get straight back up unshaken.
Lets fling about a motorcycle like its a trials bicycle.
Anyone else notice how one minute they were streetbikes, next they were dual sports with race plastics..? (Forks kept fluctuating in length!).
The bike fight scenes were GHEY. Those bike must have weighed like 5kilos the way the actors were tailwhipping etc.
Don't even get me started on the train part. The special FX were also a big old bag of scrote.
I mean im easily pleased, i enjoyed Biker Boys, as most of the riding was actually done on the black stuff. But this was dribble. I burst out laughing in parts, when the girl is fighting the other goth biznatch, and they both do this weird wheelie thing and connect the front wheels, and drop back down and take off again. Sit me down in front of a film with guns, explosions, titties etc, and ill be brain dead for hours, but i was laughing out loud the whole way through.
Annoyed me the way they kept refering to the RSV Mille as a `Black Custom Motorcycle`
Only good thing was the sound, they actually did a smidgen of research and realised what V-twins sounded like, unlike Biker Batty Boyz. :angry
"Yeah i heard of these, over 200 in less than ten seconds" then he goes WOT from a standstill, and actually manages to keep the front wheel planted. What a waste of an hour/half.