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My supervisor's cat had a litter of kittens.
She has one that looks like a white tiger.
And its a male!
When i get my some pictures taken i will post them up!
He is so cute he is 6 weeks old right now i will get him for 8 weeks. :) :phatyo
 

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That's cool and everything, but where will the kitten go after the 8 weeks. Will it need to get a job?

Mine's being lazy and playing with my plant leaves as I type. He's going to need to get a job soon to help pay for the pet deposit. That bum!
 

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Hams51 said:
That's cool and everything, but where will the kitten go after the 8 weeks. Will it need to get a job?

Mine's being lazy and playing with my plant leaves as I type. He's going to need to get a job soon to help pay for the pet deposit. That bum!

Funny, mine does the same damn thing! Mine needs to get a job to help pay for food and litter. Cat has a better life than I do. With my luck though if my cat went to work they would arrest me for solicitation for putting p$$$y to work for a price :eek:nfloor
 

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With my luck though if my cat went to work they would arrest me for solicitation for putting p$$$y to work for a price :eek:nfloor
you need a vacation :beer
 

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Can I pet your pussy...............cat? :D

Congrats! Go get him checked out by a vet!
 

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Kewl, good for you! You will love him, I'm sure.

"meow"
 

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now gixxer and cali will have someone new to play with....
 

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you need a vacation :beer
:cheers :eek:nfloor Agreed!! Hell I am already doing the "meow" skit from Super Troopers on traffic stops, "meow I need to see your license, registration and proof of insurance" will the madness ever end.........
 

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Hey Ofc. I actually pulled that off one time infront of my SGT. Even almost had the oppertunity to use, "Meow? Boy do I look like a cat, do you see me hopping around all nimbly, bimbly."

Funniest part about it was that we was already in the booking area of the county jail so there was about 6 other officers from various departments standing around who knew what was going on but my SGT was clueless and couldnt understand what was so funny.
 

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Cats are great. I have two that are typically total spazzes. Have you ever had a cat before?

I might make a couple of suggestions:

First, cats are not solitary animals. They need love and attention, and a lot of it. If they don't get it that's when they learn to entertain themselves by destroying your house and waking you up in the morning to play. If you don't have a lot of time for the kitten, and a long patience to wear him out, I strongly suggest a second cat.

Second, get a scratching post early on and punish them for scratching anything else. Cats maintain their claws fastidiously and will scar your furniture and walls if you don't train them propperly.

And third, the b***** the litter box, the better. Get one with a roof. Infinitely cleaner.
 

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Hey Ofc. I actually pulled that off one time infront of my SGT. Even almost had the oppertunity to use, "Meow? Boy do I look like a cat, do you see me hopping around all nimbly, bimbly."

Funniest part about it was that we was already in the booking area of the county jail so there was about 6 other officers from various departments standing around who knew what was going on but my SGT was clueless and couldnt understand what was so funny.

Yeah got to throw a little humor into the job, especially with the shit we see.
 

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Yeah got to throw a little humor into the job, especially with the shit we see.
True, true, I know you guys see a lot of... shall we say crap? It must be sickening at times.
 

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True, true, I know you guys see a lot of... shall we say crap? It must be sickening at times.

Sure is, a few nights ago worked a car wreck....6 people in a Ford Escort doing 85 mph in a 40 mph, driver lost control and wrecked out. 2 went to the hospital 4 of them were minors, driver was DUI and suspended DL. Tonight I am charging him with 5 counts of reckless endangerment (4 child endangerment), DUI and driving on a suspended DL....he is screwied!


Back on topic......I agree, get the kitty a scratching post (if you like your furniture), a good sized litter box (change the litter every week, not just scoop it out) and lotsa toys!!! Trick I picked up about getting them to use the litter box....at first watch them and see where they try to go to the bathroom first.....slide the litter box under them and they will associate that spot with the box....after a few days you can put thy box wherever you want and the kitty will find it.
 

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I told Denver, and it made him cry. You've devastated that poor puppy dog!
 

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Congrats! I'd wait till he's at least 12 weeks. Also, get him neutered as fast as you can, so there wont be any more kittens around. And keep him indoors.. :) ALWAYS!
 

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TWSTA said:
My supervisor's cat had a litter of kittens.
She has one that looks like a white tiger.
And its a male!
When i get my some pictures taken i will post them up!
He is so cute he is 6 weeks old right now i will get him for 8 weeks. :) :phatyo
Cat's rule. You must be stoked. I know I was when we got Tyrone (tiger). He's almost a year old. We just got Tyson (black w/ white stripe), and he's only five weeks and was just moved to wet and dry foods. Congrats!
 

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here's my cat playing with my roomies rottie....they go at it all the time it's funny as hell to watch.....
 

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Think it may be interested in doing some lo dollar space travel??? Ya can borrow my 8 inch pvc cannon and a 32 oz can of Aqua Net hairspray worth a easy 100+ missions. (Dont forget the safeway re-entry parachoots!!!) :eek:nfloor
 

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:eek:nfloor my cat so stoopid that it would give it a try... :eek:nfloor
 
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