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If forums were divided into badges and car model names, it'll prolly generate thread titles like these...

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with the medical board?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it aint stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- Where is the best place to start a fire in this thing?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Chevy Tahoe forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- How do a get a coffee stain out of my carpet?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some used rims.

Toyota Prius forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a quick business trip to Columbia.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mini
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Itailian Job. Sueing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLarean F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Is black touch-up paint available through the dealer?

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got pulled over for drifting in New York City.

Chevy pickup forum
- It aint going into fifth! What in tarnations is wrong? Hell, I aint got all day! Com'on now ya'll shoot me a holler. Gotta git those dern cows rounded up.
 

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mastertek26 said:
What would a maxima forum be about?

Don't know, but the gay forum would be....


Gay Forum:

I am trying to pick up a straight guy but am having no luck.....Is it because I am not a pussy?
 

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:twofinger I wasnt trying to pick you up, your inflated ego assumed after I asked your sign that I was trying to pick you up. I just thought you were a capricorn because they are ambitous and overly concerned with material things, also you look jewish like me and I am not attracted to jewish men, but can we please drop the verbal assults, frankly I am intimidated by you and want no competition with the insults. In other words...can we just be nice?
 

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hey extraktor Look up my address in your IT spy kit and tell me why nobody can get me DSL or cable in overland park even though my apartment has the connections already built into the wall.
 

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extrakt0r said:
Don't know, but the gay forum would be....


Gay Forum:

I am trying to pick up a straight guy but am having no luck.....Is it because I am not a pussy?
:gheyfight :gheyfight
that's some funny shit....
 

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Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.



HAHAHahhaha that one reminds me of Zach! :lol
 

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R1 Fourm
-Got beat by another gixxer
:twofinger
 

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McLarean F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.


BUAHAHAH thats awsome! :lol :D
 

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badgixxer said:
R1 Fourm
-Got beat by another gixxer
:twofinger

...then crashed popping wheelies :lol
 

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blueyedevil said:
Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.



HAHAHahhaha that one reminds me of Zach! :lol
:lol :lol Not sure why they even try. Even though there are some out there that could put an ass whoopin on me, but I haven't ran into one yet. :lol
 

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silent_R1 said:
...then crashed popping wheelies :lol
you crashed popping wheelies...
 

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NNaaa he's the old fat guy that cant drag a knee on the track. :lol :twofinger
 

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blueyedevil said:
NNaaa he's the old fat guy that cant drag a knee on the track. :lol :twofinger
if only i'd hang off then the knee would drag - but you don't have to drag knewe to be fast..... :twofinger
 
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