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Sexual Chocolate
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I bet he's out of Cialis.
Hahah he broke so he uses horny goat weed haha

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"The number of black friends white people possess also illustrates their comfort with black culture. Here’s a handy guide to the number system:

1—The white novice. This black friend is the gateway to helping white people understand gang signs and Vietnamese beauty supply stores. This black friend is probably the only black friend for many white people and when they all hang out (because white people hang out) they bring their “mutual” black friend with them.

2—The white black club-goer. Two black friends serve as bodyguards when white people go to black clubs to see how exactly one “pops, drops and locks” it.

3 -4—The white BET-er. See Justin Timberlake/ Robin Thicke/ Jon B for more information. For old school reference, see Michael McDonald.

5 and up—Impossible."

Fuckin Hilarious :lao:bowdown
 

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HEHATEME
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I bet he's out of Cialis.
Psh I'm not 36

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:lao

Lol why be start the battle early when the night is young as am I:banana

Anyone who has recently seen a daytona would be doing the same. she gets wet thinking about em:cheers

Gets her in the mood.

So I get to ride and that gets her in the mood ftw
 

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HEHATEME
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Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

So I just got back from driving around and no I didn't drive lol

DD did and I saw a daytona.

Lucky for me she was doing her job and captured all of my seminal fluids:D

Blurr is just mad I'll be passing him in a blurr haha not
 

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Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

So I just got back from driving around and no I didn't drive lol

DD did and I saw a daytona.

Lucky for me she was doing her job and captured all of my seminal fluids:D

Blurr is just mad I'll be passing him in a blurr haha not

OHHH that hang over is gonna be a doozy. :eatpop
 

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HEHATEME
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Yea I feel for her face:(

I wish my body didn't hurt lol and I wish I was still asleep
 

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Yea I feel for her face:(

I wish my body didn't hurt lol and I wish I was still asleep
Dude wtf R you doing awake already? how's that head? cotton mouth going ?
But the true test of how much you drank, do you have the "whiskey shits"?
 

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HEHATEME
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I never get beer, whiskey, etc shits because drink to much lol.

Idk I'm up other that my internal sensor thought it prudent that I arise early and take the day on early.

lol

Maybe my recruiter will give a ice bday present ahah
 
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