[windsor]

So on Saturday I’m sitting in my X5 at a light and I see this ‘yota coming up on me hauling a$$. He does a last minute stop and just falls short of hitting me after he nose dives. For two seconds I am relieved. Then Thump! He hits me. Luckily just my hitch. I gave him the usual “What the F*ck?” He says, “Sorry, my foot slipped”. I was steamed, but I let it go after an hour or so.

Yesterday on lunch I stop at a gas station and get a soda. I get in my truck and some jackarse rides up on his bicycle.He decides to carry it up close to the building, but he has to have the front tire pointing toward the door so he looks cool. He picks the bike up, spins it around and hits my truck. I give him the polite “What the F*ck?”. He displays his rotted out mouth as he smiles and laughs. Again, steamed but I let it go after a few hours.

Today on lunch I am relaxing at a restaurant eating sushi outside next to my X5. I see the truck jolt. I look at the front and see a bich in an accord trying to parallel park, and not succeeding. I walk up to see the damage to my ride. We make eye contact through her rearview mirror I gave her my usual “What the F*ck?” and she speeds off. It is only a scuff, but I am so pi$$ed right now!!!! I just need to kill someone.

I usually ride my ZX-10R except when I have to dress for a mtg. I'm glad I haven't crossed paths with any of these people when I've been on the bike.

Thanks for letting me vent.

 

[zogorion]

Dude, X5's aren't cheap rides. I would not have handled any of those situations as well as you did. I applaud your patience. I just have to wonder what kept you from splittin' that bicyclists wig? Or chasing down that skank in the Honda and splittin' hers.

 

[windsor]

There was no damage to speak of, so I weighed out the prison time of what I wanted to do with the time to buff out a little scuff. When I had a ratty looking car, nobody bumped it.

 

[cultureslayer]

I woulda waited until she got out of the car, and then once the bitch couldn't run she'd have to hear about just how much this was gonna ruin her insurance rates. Yeah, anyone that hits a truck hard enough to jolt it with a car needs to be taken off the road.

 

[Krazy Hawaiian]

You should have got her lic number. Call the cops and tell them she hit your car and fled. They will go arrest her ass for HIT AND RUN! It happened to my sister. She was backing out of a parking stall and her kid was acting up and she just grazed the fender lip of the car next to hers. It was so minor she didn't even realize she hit it. There was no visable damage to the car she bumped and a half inch long scuff on her fender.

The owner of the car saw her "get close" to his car and when she drove off he called the police gave her lic number and filed a report.

The cops went to her house looked at her car saw the scuff and knocked on the door. They didnt arrest her because there was no damage to the other car but the scuff was evidence enough to warrant a Hit and Run violation! If she left a note it would be no poblem...

She had to go to court and pay a $200 fine and got points on her lic!



As to morons running into you... LOL My Z-71 Chevy must be invisable or have a big magnet in the rear bumper.... its been hit at least 8 times! The funny part is it has only a few scrapes a small dent in the tailgate and I had to loosen the bumper and jack it up retighten it.

It has TOTALED 4 of the cars that hit it! BIG cars. A Full Size Chevy C30 Van nailed me at a light when the person in front of me stalled out after we started to go. I slammed on the brakes o avoid hitting the chick in the civic and the dumbass in the van on his cell phone hit the gas and slammed into me!

It fuxored that van up big time! Broke the windshield shoved the front end back so the door wouldnt open the whole grill both headlights and radiator went into the fan!

I calmly got out looked at my truck saw it was barely scratched and laffed my ass off! :lol

Got his insurance info and drove off cracking up! Got $1200 for the "damage" the insurance wanted to replace the bumper, tailgate, decals and the plastic top on the bumper. (the adjuster was a friend of the family )

Another time a woman in a Nissan Stanza said her foot slipped and she rammed into the back of the truck.... not a good idea. Buckled her hood, took out the lights, radiator AC condensor and crumpled both fenders in Chevy? No Damage! I didnt even stop.. I looked back smirked and drove off. Thats when I saw how mangled her car was :lol

You dont want to hit a Chevy 4x4 that has the trailer towing package (the rear bumper is basicly a huge steel I beam with a chrome cover.

 

[Weezil]

Some sped rear ended my ranger in the parking lot at school.. I got out and gave him a few WTF?!s Then I had some dill hole in a J body followin me up over the hill to my house.. There is a stop sign in this 1 way alley that you can sota just do a rollin stop in.. But since he had to be on my arse.. I jacked the brakes hard... Ive never seen a front bumper of a car come that close to slamming off the ground.. lmao... So then he backs wayy off... i get up the hill to make the turn to my street and ass face is on me by then AGAIN.. So instead of just slowly making this hair pin turn... I made sure I about came from 40mph to a dead stop before i made the turn... He did a pathetic weak little burn out and kept driving...

I have been practiceing my field of vision for my bike.. so I keep my eyes out looking at side streets alot for movement.. Luckily I did because if not I woulda plowed into the side of this beat grand am.. instead i swerved into the other lane... Over took him.. and smashed the brakes .. He stayed about 4 car lengths behind my truck for the duration of him following me

 

[crx81]

Man, you've been having some bad luck! Sorry to hear about that.
You handled them much better than I would have! The first guy would have been fine, because he was apologetic, but the second two wouldn't have gotten off with laughing about it or fleeing. I would have thrashed that guys bike and chased down that lady to get her tag number at least. Then again, I tend to be short tempered. nfloor

 

[windsor]

I believe it was target fixation-LOL.

Anyway, the plate on that ladies car was Florida tag, "NOTTALL". Silver Honda Accord. I'm gonna let it go. Tomorrow I will be on my bike, so I hope this string of "luck" has ended.

 

[Krazy Hawaiian]

Man, you've been having some bad luck! Sorry to hear about that.
You handled them much better than I would have! The first guy would have been fine, because he was apologetic, but the second two wouldn't have gotten off with laughing about it or fleeing. I would have thrashed that guys bike and chased down that lady to get her tag number at least. Then again, I tend to be short tempered. nfloor

Ha Im half Irish


I once had a ricer in a 4 door grocery getter with fart can tailgating me in my truck. I fakeyed his ass into a frikken stretch lincon limo :lol

The Limo in front of me was slowing to turn into a driveway... I kept my speed to the last instant before swerving around the limo that was blocking the lane at a near dead stop.... fooking dipshit ricer was so close to me he couldnt see to stop or avoid the limo... all I heard was SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH WHAMMMM LMFAO nfloor

 

[windsor]

Ha Im half Irish


I once had a ricer in a 4 door grocery getter with fart can tailgating me in my truck. I fakeyed his ass into a frikken stretch lincon limo :lol

The Limo in front of me was slowing to turn into a driveway... I kept my speed to the last instant before swerving around the limo that was blocking the lane at a near dead stop.... fooking dipshit ricer was so close to me he couldnt see to stop or avoid the limo... all I heard was SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH WHAMMMM LMFAO nfloor

Man, that's a little messed up. The ricer might of had it coming, but I hope nobody was in the back of the limo.

 

[crx81]

I believe it was target fixation-LOL.

Anyway, the plate on that ladies car was Florida tag, "NOTTALL". Silver Honda Accord. I'm gonna let it go. Tomorrow I will be on my bike, so I hope this string of "luck" has ended.

I don't know man. I'd really reconsider reporting it. She's obviously the same type that would take someone down on a bike, and then speed off. Why let someone get away with something like that?

 

[LiViN's Easy]

I would of chased that bitch ass @#[email protected]#[email protected]#[email protected]# down!! Take off and run aint that some BS! Some bitch took off and ran when they bumped an old car we used to have when I was still on my permit. I pulled into a parking lane to not block traffic since it was very busy in the mall area and she took the F off, couldn't find her. that SOB! Learned my leason to get outa the car right there and atleast get a Tag # then pull outa the way.

You got some bad luck though....

 

[Krazy Hawaiian]

Man, that's a little messed up. The ricer might of had it coming, but I hope nobody was in the back of the limo.

Maybe so... but the highway isn't a playground. These asshats are killing about 5 people or more each month

I doubt if they even spilled the champagne in the limo... there built like tanks plus the moron was prolly going maybe 20 - 30 when he hit (35mph zone I was doin 45) the fookin ricer was like 10 feet off my bumper and had been tailing me for a long ways, I brake checked him at least 5 times hoping he'd slam into the back bumper :lol

Generally one good brake check is all it takes to unsettle most tailgaters...

 

[windsor]

Yep, I can't wait until all that ricer crap goes away. They're all over Orlando too. There are a few that have done jobs on there cars and even fewer that are fast. But, I prefer 2-wheels for performance myself. :rolleyes

 

[Krazy Hawaiian]

^^^ shit over here its a friggen circus... we got a head start on the rest of the country because of Japan. A month or 2 back one lost it on the freeway overpass bounced off both sides of the dividers then shot over the railing breaking the car in 2 landing in a gas station 40 feet on the edge of a huge shopping mall!

The station attendent said he could hear a roar like a jet then screeching and a loud crash then more screeching another crash screeching then a final crash and quiet.... he looked out in time to see the pieces of the car dropping out of the sky landing in the pump alley sliding into the cashiers office! dam lucky no one else was killed but the driver and passenger.

Before that another pair of them racing took out a family of 5 one of the jerks lived somehow... there all young kids that dont have a clue how to drive much less at speed.... they drive like there in a freakin video game!

 

[LiViN's Easy]

They are all over the place now!
A little saying I like.......
"We'll just let them buzz While We Rumble!"


nfloor

 

[Krazy Hawaiian]

^^you prolly got em on yer bike... nfloor

 

[RedLife85]

I have a crappy 1994 F150 that I use for work, and one morning I was getting of the the highway and at the end of the on ramp there is a stop sign. So I stop and the business guy in the Lexus behind me on his cell phone doesnt even touch his brake and hits me doing about 25 MPH. I get out, and my rear bumper is one the ground but everything else is in great condition. His car caught the hitch and tore a gash into the guys hood. His car was declared totalled. Of course the asshole got out yelling at me like it was my fault. I got about $800 for the damage, but the truck is just a work truck so I straightened out the bumper, painted it put it back on and made a $795 profit.

 

[Mucho Gonzales]

a friend of mine recently chased down (on foot) a woman that hit a car in the same parallel park manner. told her to go back to where she hit the truck and he called the police.

he was standing outside on a smoke break ha ha

WTF is right tho...

 

[cbrnm]

American society in general are becoming tired of SUVs or in your case SAV.
Perhaps, people are out to get you? Learn how to spell bitch. :squid