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Howmany bikers does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the lightbulb,and to post that it has been changed.

14 to share similar expeiences at changing light bulbs,and how said lightbulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about all the possible dangers of changing lightbulbs.

6 to argue over whether it is a "lightbulb" or a "light bulb",and another 6 to condemn those 6 as being stupid.

2 industry pros to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

16 know it alls who claim they are in industry,and that light bulb is perfectly correct.

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs,and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum.

11 to defend the posting to this forum,saying that we all use lightbulbs ,therefore the post is indeed relevent to this forum.

36 to debate which method of changing lightbulbs is superior,where to buy these bulbs,what brand works best for this technique,and what brands are faulty.

5 people to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 people to post "I can't see their [email protected]#^%$ light bulbs".

7 people to post URL's where one can see examples of lightbulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly,and then post the corrections.

13 to link all posts to date,quote them in their entirety,including allheaders and signatures,and add "Me Too".

5 posts to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the lightbulb controversy.

4 to say " didn't we go through this a short time ago?"'

13 to say " do a search on lightbulbs before posting a question on lightbulbs.

1 to bring politics into the discussion,by adding that the current president is not the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to post to the original thread 6 whole months from now ,and start it all over again.

And... One guy to cross-post the list from one forum onto another (that would be me )
 

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Goddamn that is brilliant!! Welcome to my world.

You forgot to mention the 42 that only read the first post, and neglect to read the rest of the thread, and post the same shit that was posted in post 5, 8, 11, 13, 14, 15, 18, 21, 27, 34, 42....

I have to sticky this thread! :cheers
 

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:eek:nfloor :eek:nfloor so true so true:eek:nfloor :eek:nfloor
 

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:eek:nfloor :eek:nfloor :eek:nfloor
 

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:lao :lao :lao
so true...i need to get a life, as i qualify for many of those categories...:lol
 

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Any new light bulbers should start on a 25watt and work up to the 150 3way bulbs
 

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You forgot the 25 who will warn of the dangers of not changing the light bulb without wearing the proper gear, i.e. gloves and safety goggles!
 
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