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Got this from a friend: :lol
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A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" poured from the speakers.

The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get a choice of nine symphonies, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get Abbey Road or any of their other albums.

One day, two jerks in a pickup ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them.

"ASSHOLES!" she yelled.......

Immediately, the French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks, Jane Fonda and Michael Moore.
 

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:lol :lol :lol that was a good one
 

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HAhahaha, not bad I like that one.
 
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