Granny

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding. . .
> > > > Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
> > > >
> > > > Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
> > > >
> > > > Older Woman: Oh, I see.
> > > >
> > > > Officer: Can I see your license please?
> > > >
> > > > Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don'! t have one.
> > > >
> > > > Officer: Don't have one?
> > > >
> > > > Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
> > > >
> > > > Officer: I see. . . Can I see your vehicle registration papers
> please.
> > > >
> > > > Older Woman: I can't do that.
> > > >
> > > > Officer: Why not?
> > > >
> > > > Older Woman: I stole this car.
> > > >
> > > > Officer: Stole it?
> > > >
> > > > Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
> > > >
> > > > Officer: You what?
> > > >
> > > > Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
> > > > want
> > > > to
> > > > see
> > > >
> > > > The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
> > > > calls
> > > > for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
> > > > officer
> > > > slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
> > > >
> > > > Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The
> woman
> > > > steps out of her vehicle.
> > > >
> > > > Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
> > > >
> > > > Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
> and
> > > > murdered the owner.
> > > >
> > > > Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
> > > >
> > > > Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.
> > > >
> > > > The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
> > > >
> > > > Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
> > > >
> > > > Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is
> > > > quite
> > > > stunned.
> > > >
> > > > Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
> > > > license.
> > > >
> > > > The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
> hands
> > > > it
> > > > to the officer.
> > > >
> > > > The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
> > > >
> > > > Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
> have
> > > > a
> > > > license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up
> > > > the
> > > > owner.
> > > >
> > > > Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Don't Mess With Old Ladies
> > > > If you want to brighten someone's day, pass this on to someone you
> > > > know.