[f2benny]

My 4 yo daughter was messing with a toy and started touching herself with it. So I say to my wife "check out the d-i-l-d-o". Wife kind of laughs and asks me if I would be into that with her, as we are slightly bored in bed with each other frankly. So I say sure, toys would be fun. She get's this crazy look on her face but says Ok if that's what you want. I ask "what's so strange" since we have a vibrator already? She explains what she thinks a dildo is-thought I wanted her to use a strap on on me! No thanks! That was a close call.

 

[ZX7R95]

good thing you got outa that one...unless you are into that sort of thing. Not that Im against being gay or exploring new things but a girl w/ a strap on doing a guy is just nasty. :banned

 

[japbike]

hahahahahahaha!! bummer... hahahahahah!

 

[Ca$h]

Haha what if one night in bed you were unsupecting and she rammed that strap on right in your butt......that would ruin your day i bet.

 

[f2benny]

Haha what if one night in bed you were unsupecting and she rammed that strap on right in your butt......that would ruin your day i bet.

True, but should yo be reading this section at your tender age?

 

[Filip75]

True, but should yo be reading this section at your tender age?

LOL, that is even funnier than the original post

 

[Wreckless]

LoL.. that's funny.. you almost pulled a Ralphie (Sopranos)...

 

[BuRn__]

bah, stop lying. u know the story went exactly opposite to how u told it :bananafu:

 

[Ca$h]

True, but should yo be reading this section at your tender age?


Eh, I am expanding my mind.......yea.....thats it

 

[BuRn__]

Eh, I am expanding my mind.......yea.....thats it

haha...ur expanding ur mind to include strap-ons!! :gay

 

[Ca$h]

haha...ur expanding ur mind to include strap-ons!! :gay

::sniff:: :cry

You caught me in the act. :flipa

 

[jim schmidt]

That's funny.

 

[Ibleedgreen]

Whaoooooo, Nelly......................now you have to watch "back", and for sure don't let the lil lady catch you with your paints down. :moon

 

[jtoker131]

that was a close call.


and cant we limit cash so that his young ass cant get into the bike boy forums.





j/k

 

[Rascus]

hahahahahahaha!! bummer... hahahahahah!

hmmmmm......interesting.... :dunno :twofinger

 

[Rascus]

bah, stop lying. u know the story went exactly opposite to how u told it :bananafu:

yea...thinking the same thing...:twofinger

 

[UGA Dave]

I cant say anything to this thread / it wouldnt sound right.

 

[Süsser Tod]

Haha what if one night in bed you were unsupecting and she rammed that strap on right in your butt......that would ruin your day i bet.

I think she would ruin more than just his day...

 

[SpeedJunky]

I think she would ruin more than just his day...

LOL- You ain't gonna shit right for a week!

 

[RSixxygrl]

I thought a lot of you guys liked a girl messing with your bung hole with her fingers...sooo what would be the difference?? hmmmmmmmmm..