My 4 yo daughter was messing with a toy and started touching herself with it. So I say to my wife "check out the d-i-l-d-o". Wife kind of laughs and asks me if I would be into that with her, as we are slightly bored in bed with each other frankly. So I say sure, toys would be fun. She get's this crazy look on her face but says Ok if that's what you want. I ask "what's so strange" since we have a vibrator already? She explains what she thinks a dildo is-thought I wanted her to use a strap on on me! No thanks! That was a close call.