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My 4 yo daughter was messing with a toy and started touching herself with it. So I say to my wife "check out the d-i-l-d-o". Wife kind of laughs and asks me if I would be into that with her, as we are slightly bored in bed with each other frankly. So I say sure, toys would be fun. She get's this crazy look on her face but says Ok if that's what you want. I ask "what's so strange" since we have a vibrator already? She explains what she thinks a dildo is-thought I wanted her to use a strap on on me! No thanks! That was a close call.
 

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good thing you got outa that one...unless you are into that sort of thing. Not that Im against being gay or exploring new things but a girl w/ a strap on doing a guy is just nasty. :banned
 

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hahahahahahaha!! bummer... hahahahahah!
 

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Haha what if one night in bed you were unsupecting and she rammed that strap on right in your butt......that would ruin your day i bet.
 

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Ca$h said:
Haha what if one night in bed you were unsupecting and she rammed that strap on right in your butt......that would ruin your day i bet.
True, but should yo be reading this section at your tender age?
 

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f2benny said:
True, but should yo be reading this section at your tender age?
LOL, that is even funnier than the original post
 

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LoL.. that's funny.. you almost pulled a Ralphie (Sopranos)...
 

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True, but should yo be reading this section at your tender age?


Eh, I am expanding my mind.......yea.....thats it :)
 

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BuRn__ said:
haha...ur expanding ur mind to include strap-ons!! :gay

::sniff:: :cry

You caught me in the act. :flipa
 

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Whaoooooo, Nelly......................now you have to watch "back", and for sure don't let the lil lady catch you with your paints down. :eek: :moon
 

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BuRn__ said:
bah, stop lying. u know the story went exactly opposite to how u told it ;) :bananafu:

yea...thinking the same thing...:twofinger
 

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Ca$h said:
Haha what if one night in bed you were unsupecting and she rammed that strap on right in your butt......that would ruin your day i bet.
I think she would ruin more than just his day...
 

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Süsser Tod said:
I think she would ruin more than just his day...
LOL- You ain't gonna shit right for a week!
 

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I thought a lot of you guys liked a girl messing with your bung hole with her fingers...sooo what would be the difference?? hmmmmmmmmm..
 
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