Their was an Atheist walking through the woods one day and he was thinking about how the world was created by the "big bang", when he hears this noise behind him,he turns to see a huge bear running towards him with drool running out of it's mouth. The atheist screams and begins to run away but trips over a root sticking up out of the ground, as he looks back at the bear he yells "Oh my God!" and the woods get real quiet and the bear just stops and a loud voice says "Why do you call on me when you do not even believe in me?" The Atheist thinks for a second and says "If you will make this bear a christian I will then believe and follow your word"God then tells the man that it is granted. Well the woods wake back up and when the man looks at the bear he is kneeling and he hears the bear say "Thank you dear lord for the food I am about to receive!!!!!!"