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So weird....




forget-me-not panties will help protect the women in your life!
These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature.
Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you!

These "panties" can trace the exact location of your woman and send the information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously! Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day.

The technology is embedded into a piece of fabric so seamlessly she will never know it's there!

http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/

is this place real!? :popcorn
 

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Wow......stalkers now have a new way of tracking now.
 

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Coming to a public school near you...they will be included in the uniforms your kids will soon be required to wear...Oh Big Brother, where aren't thou?
 

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Wow, and to think I half-expected to see an ad by some sex shop for a pair of panties with a little dildo stitched into the crotch...

"SBN has warped my fragile little mind...!"
 

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Interesting, yet weird as hell.
 

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They need a moisture sensor too.
 

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Wait, doesn't the subject have to be wearing them for the sensors to work? I don't think that's an assumption you can make for the act in question...
 

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Due to overwhelming demand, the panties have SOLD OUT. We will have new stock during the next 30 days.
If you would like to be notified when the panties have been re-stocked, please email [email protected].
Thank you for your interest in this revolutionary new product.

^ hahhaah!! Insecure bastards, If I thought my wife is cheating, I would asked her nicely to GET TEH F00K OUT!!!!
 
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