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-people thinking they do the greatest 'Lil Jon impression whenever a song comes on with him in it. Dave Chappelle needs to get his 3 season up and running so this can end. What happened to the Rick James bit?

-people and rappers thinking that the motion and act of 'Dusting your shoulders off' is a fucking dance. Get some Head & Shoulders and get the
f%ck off the dancefloor. How about "wipe my ass crack', thats my new move.

-Carb counting. this may be the most aggravating yet. no, we dont need a low carb milk with extra protien, we need you f%cks to stop cramming all this fake, synthetic preservative shit in all our products, then maybe that orange jiuce wont cause cancer. oh yeah, Atkins can lick me too.

-preppy kids that wear the hats that are starting to unravel at the tip of the bill. look f%ckwad, jump into daddy's BMW, dash down to Abercrombie or structure and buy a new f%cking hat. its not kool

-white kids with grills. im not even gonna elaborate. just go the the ghetto and start smiling.

-MTV. i thought this stood for MUSIC television. i guess i was wrong.

-wannabe thugs wearing their shirst half on, with one sleeve over the shoulder. who the f%ck thought of this stupid idea? either take it off, or turn the AC in your house.

-trucker hats. no elaboration needed.

-hip hop artists making a song in answere to another song. like the female version of R kelly's bump n grind, so on.


-people giving shoutouts to liquor brands in their songs becuase they get paid for it. thats just gay. if your not cool enough to be in a commercial, dont sign the contract.

-rock music that doesnt have any balls. remember, if your granparents dont mind listening to it, its not rock, just teeny cockpop

-guys wearing pink. Yeah Mr. Russel Simmons, we all know your rich, but wearing pink still means your gay.

-Harley Riders having this holier than thou attitude about how great their bikes are, and how much of an antiamerican anyone who rides anything else is.


im sure ill think of more, but this is all i have now. anyone have any others?
 

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kranok said:
-guys wearing pink. Yeah Mr. Russel Simmons, we all know your rich, but wearing pink still means your gay.
:lol :lol This one is great. I work with alot of Japenese tourist and the guys seem to have a thing for pink shirts. :hshot
 

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Wow, having a bad day are we? I'll admit that alot of that stuff bugs me, but damn dude, you seem PISSED about it. :lol:
 

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Start living on the outside.
 

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kranok said:
-preppy kids that wear the hats that are starting to unravel at the tip of the bill. look f%ckwad, jump into daddy's BMW, dash down to Abercrombie or structure and buy a new f%cking hat. its not kool
My hat is like this right now, but I'm not preppy, just really hard on my hat. Gets worn quickly on the edges from being in the trunk of the bike all the time.
 

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Yeah thats funny. The lil' John bit is annoying, Chapelle does it so well though.

The whole, sagging the pants, and wearing a tank top, thinking your tough because you do. That needs to stop. I live in a middle class decent area. All I see is white kids thinking they are bad asses. They look like fucking idiots.

I think you covered that one though.

Carb counting is annoying too. Some people read everything on the label before they eat or drink anything. Most of them make no other effort in their life to be fit. As if carb counting will have them looking like Mr. Universe.

Men in pink. Thats gay for sure.

I actually like the Rick James bit. Rick is a fucking nut in real life. Some of the shit in interviews that he talks about is crazy. Truly a super freak :)
 

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-Sport bike riders who wear an expensive racing jacket, gloves, and a $500 helmet while riding with shorts and flip flops on.. wtf?

-Getting asked to do a wheelie while riding.. I don't ask everyone who drives a mustang or camaro to do a burnout at every stoplight do I?

-"tribal tattoos" Yeah they're fine if they have some meaning to them..but everyone I've asked who has one said "Oh I just wanted a tattoo and after flipping through the book, this was cool and didn't cost much"

-"bumping" music out of huge subwoofers in your cars.. yeah it's nice to have a decent sound system, but it's just pointless when you spend $900 just so sombody standing 1000 feet away can hear a vague "thump thump" noise, and hopefully notice your "pimp" $40 chrome hubcaps from autozone.

-People claiming to be "gangsta".. I know urban style plays a huge role in American society.. but how does spending $80 on a designer "gangsta" shirt, and $200 on a pair of very fancy basketball shoes actually make you a gangster?

-Kids who claim to be "punk" because they listen to blink 182 and sum41 (or equally generic pop rock), and who's parents let them get a mowhawk. They look at you with a blank stare when you mention The Ramones or Sex Pistols.. Guess they're too punk

-"emo" music and the style that goes along with it.

-Timberland hikingboots. I have nothing against them really, just another normal company turned into the latest fad.. "Yo dawg, check out my timz!!" Congrats you just paid $150 for a pair of boots that you're never going to work in or hike in.. why not get somthing for functional for walking around the street in...like shoes?

-Cold air intakes. I know, they can be a decent bolt on.. but when the kid down the street thinks he's hot shit cause he installed his new CAI he just got from "The 'zone!" on the 4 door family sedan his parents gave him.. well you get the picture.. It's the new "Fart can" only much less annoying.

-Not painting body kits on cars.. Why the flying fuck would you go spend $500 on a big fancy body kit for your economy car, only to not paint it? It's not making your car any faster.. you might as well make it look like you tried to make it look nicer.

-Movies that plug a billion products at once, in a non-subtle sort of way. I, Robot was like watching a 2 hour commercial.. and not a good commercial like the Budweiser frogs, or the Make 7-up yours guy.

-Thinking you're a "1337 hax0r!" because you installed the latest version of AOL on your PC running XP, and came across a port scanner and an old back door program like Netbus... look out guys, it's the next Captain Crunch.

-Guys wearing girls pants. Why?

Ugh all for now.. long night.
 

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-Reality TV Nuff said

-The term "nuff said"

-super skinny chics.....eat a biscuit bitch!

-tattoo craze....the only way to set yourself apart now is to NOT punch a hole in your body or ink it

-on that note, ankle tattoos on guys are GAY.....ya hear me? GAY :gheyfight

-ducking responsibility.........step up to the plate and accept you made some really stupid choices in your lifetime and stop blaming the gov, your parents, school, your repressive "hood"...I pulled myself up from nothing, you can too.....quicherbitchin

-dodging bullets by casting stones.......look if somebody tells you that you might wanna consider a breath mint cause your breath smells like you followed a garbage truck for 20 miles with your mouth open, then dang man....take a hint......don't be all dissin a brothers hair-do just because you can't take a little critisizm

-mudslingin political ads.....I don't care who is doing it....I'm FAR PAST sick of the badmouthin

-pimpin......OK...you had your spotlight...time to fade out along with bellbottoms

-kids thinking they're pimps because they got some nookie from more than one chic before they turned 18.......2 girls don't make you a pimp.....having 20 whores strunk out on crack dependant on you to put a roof over their head while they sell their body to guys with peckers so small, that because of their dunlop, they ain't seen them without the assistance from a mirror in a decade, makes you a pimp. Snoop dogg ain't a pimp......he's a player :D
 

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People saying "to each his own" - What the hell does that mean really? Finish the sentence.

Girls that think they are the shit that are from a bum-fuck town and arn't even good looking. Why do you think you are so high and mighty? I have never had sex with a girl as plain as you or even would.

White guys wearing think silver chains. Why???? You look really stupid trying to pull that off as platinum. Everyone can tell.

People with shitty ricers having the black hood. That shit aint carbon so don't even try.

I'll think of more later.
 

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You must be mis-guided about the culture in Japan. In Japan, pink is a very masculine color. Hence Subaru's STI using pink accents all over the car. It just doesnt mean the same over there.
 

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f-guys wearing pink. Yeah Mr. Russel Simmons, we all know your rich, but wearing pink still means your gay.
People continually failing to understand that when you combine the words you and are they form the contraction you're.
 

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-The overinflated sense of entitlement that so many people have these days. Guess what, jackass? You don't deserve any more than any one else does. If you want it, work for it and shut the fuck up.

-Bumper stickers,shirts, etc. extolling the virtues of being a bitch. Sorry lady...being a bitch is nothing to be proud of. Strong and confident, yes. But a bitch? Bitches get slapped by pimps. Still want to be a bitch?

-It's been said before, but can be said again. Carb counting. Enough already!!! "Gee, look how healthy I am! This stick of butter has 0 carbs! It's good for me!" STFU already! Whatever happened to the good old days where you ate a little bit of everything and EXCER-FUCKING-SIZED?
 

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dudes wearing white tshirts that come down to their knees...if u wanted a damn dress you should have just bought one.

people that dont even own a bike running all through the mall with their designer motorcycle jacket...hmm, where is your helmet?

i'll think of more later im sure.
 

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Hearing some Soccer Mom say "That's the bomb!!"

Listening to all these "Rock" bands whining instead of singing.
*where is a band like Nirvana or GnR that will come smash this sound to bits!*
 

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Tatoos: This has been going on far too long now. I was at a party once, about 7 or 8 years ago... nothing big just 20 or so people hangin out and nursing a keg. One guy was showing off his new tatoo and how it expressed his individuality. The others instantly agreed, showing off their ink and talking shit about standing out from the crowd and going against society's norms and whatnot. Not surprisingly, they failed to see the irony when I pointed out that I was the only one in the room without a tatoo.

Obscenely loud car stereos: I like loud music... but I like my loud music. I don't like your loud music, and there's a good chance that no one else does either. Roll up your fucking windows.

Pimped out SUV's: Part of the reason people pay a premium for SUV's is the perceived need for a greater ride height, offroad ability, towing capacity, etc. So let me get this straight... you went out and dropped 50k+ for a stock SUV, only to spend thousands more fucking up all the benefits of an SUV by lowering the suspension and mounting low profile tires on hideous chrome spinners. Good job, retard.

Jessany Simspearsilera: You all sound the same. You all look the same. We're tired of you. Go away. Now.
 

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MattLikesBikes said:
-"tribal tattoos" Yeah they're fine if they have some meaning to them..but everyone I've asked who has one said "Oh I just wanted a tattoo and after flipping through the book, this was cool and didn't cost much"
I came up with my tribal tat. It's all original. You won't find it in a book. So kiss my ass Matt! :twofinger
 

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crooked hats

guys w/ raised trucks who never take it off the city streets

religion
 

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--rap.
--white people that rap.
--White people that rap and think they're serious about it.
--Prosti-tots. (You know, when a 12 year old has the word 'Juicy' on the a$$ of her pants and a thong showing, we wonder why they get kidnapped and raped)
--Hot chicks in a movie full of T&A, but they don't get nekkid.
--religion.
--conspiracy theorists that get taken as serious film-makers by an ignorant public.
--celebrity fixation. I don't care what anyone in hollywood thinks about anything whatsoever. I certainly don't care about their limited idea of politics. And I don't care who is in rehab for eating disorders/alcohol/drugs/depression etc. I got my own problems.
--political correctness in all it's forms.
--the downward spiral of socialism in and entitlement mentality in the US.
--religion
--the ever increasing track focus of sport bikes that make them actually pi$$ poor choices for real street riding.
--US magazines focus on worthless drivel and gloating rather than any reporting we can use.
--Halloween commercials on the 4th of july. Thanksgiving commercials before Halloween. Xmas commercials in August.
 
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