Autobots! Roll Out!
What are some of the best excuses you've or someone you know have used to get out of work? I usually just tell them I'm sick and won't be in, I've been at my job long enough where that is sufficient. My buddy called out the other day, and holy shit he's a fucktard. He told them "I caught lime disease, I won't be in today, I should be ok tommorow." That shit actually worked nfloor.