[FastJohnny]

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

 

[LiViN's Easy]

^Funny and lame....... as in for some reason I at first laughed then it just died... nevermind the wierdness.

 

[BurnMyHeartDown]

where's the funny part?

 

[Sibling]

ha...ha... I don't understand why letting other people drive drunk is funny?

 

[umairhashmi]

lol i was wondering if its actually a crime to do something like that.To aid and abbet drunk drivers.

 

[chaos14]

thats great i hate it when they just sit outside of bars waiting to nail anyone that drives away

 

[cbrnm]

That's real funny. Like getting killed by a drunk driver. :squid

 

[ENGLISH MIKE]

wow some what taste less ! you forgot the ending where the ten drunks drove away and killed two bikers ! not real funny if you ask me !!!

 

[FastJohnny]

Why do so many people on this forum need to play the PC bit? Are you all really that desperate for acceptance? It was a joke, lighten up!

 

[LiViN's Easy]

Yeah I dont know why they are taking it so seriously... Its just a joke... but even the sense of it being a joke it still sucked IMO.

Chance card - Says Do not post for 4 days, do not past go and collect 200 dollars.

 

[cbrnm]

Why do so many people on this forum need to play the PC bit? Are you all really that desperate for acceptance? It was a joke, lighten up!

Jokes are funny Johnny. :squid

 

[psudy]

I didn't think it was funny from a joke perspective, but lighten up, it was a joke none the less. I bet that more than one of you have driven when you shouldn't have anyway.

 

[Jiggly]

old joke I smirked I liked it.

 

[bob12312357]

Lighten up guys. We got a lot of hypocrites and internet bullies. Joke wasn't funny as hell but it was decent. I chuckled.

 

[kevinwilly]

i thought it was pretty funny. Not laugh out loud funny... but how many internet jokes actually make you lol?

But yeah- drunk driving's not cool. But it's cool to joke about! Just like gay sex!

 

[cfrias99]

Why do so many people on this forum need to play the PC bit? Are you all really that desperate for acceptance? It was a joke, lighten up!

Some of the people here act like they never drove a car with a couple of beers to the head. As if they became born again christians the minute they bought bikes. Lighten up.

 

[trashcan]

I know.. Who hasn't gotten drunk and stabbed a few people?

What a bunch of holier than thou folks!

....

 

[bassholic]

funny in my head, but just would have been funnier if i was there. Sort of like walking around college parties outside with a red cup with water in it being sober. Damn cops just want to bust you for an open container, and now you got them.....

Stupid but funny

 

[inaccord]

outside with a red cup with water in it being sober.

Like making marguarita's with no liquor and watching those drinking them thinking they are getting drunk. (and acting like it, too :banana ) Someone even asked for salt around the rim! :lao

 

[codenoid]

Some really anal retentive people here. lol