[tek_civic]

Inspired by the URL=http://www.sportbikes.net/forums/showthread.php?t=309555]"Dumbest thing you regret saying to the cop who pulled you over?" [/URL] comes this exciting thread.

What is the dumbest thing you ever regret saying to the opposite sex. Lets keep this to things that you have ACTUALLY said, not a pickup line of the net.


ill start;

so are you just into chicks or do you like guys too? she didn't like where my questions were going.

 

[madman748]

Hello... She turned out to be a psycho.

 

[formie95]

I said I love you, and now she is my wife, lol

 

[Bomb300]

"I love you."

Then she turned stalker on me.

 

[Jeckyll]

Hmm this has what to do with Sportbikes?

 

[Sibling]

Why is this in General Sportbikes? ...and unless your a girl thats not supposed to be funny

 

[5thDementian]

I swear to God I've used this line.... I was drunk when I used it.... but I used it..

"Are you wearing space pants?? Because your ass is out of this world."

It's an oldie but a goodie.

 

[mikem317]

Hmm this has what to do with Sportbikes?

Why is this in General Sportbikes? ...and unless your a girl thats not supposed to be funny

Sheesh! Maybe Rascus is offline or something. Relax there fellas! :cheers

 

[Jeckyll]

Sheesh! Maybe Rascus is offline or something. Relax there fellas! :cheers

I'm plenty relaxed.

But that doesn't seem to answer my question.

 

[Sibling]

I'm plenty relaxed.

But that doesn't seem to answer my problem.

Try some dried prunes... nfloor

 

[SaloSV]

I've changed for the better honey!

 

[tek_civic]

oh sorry, im not used to this forum. i thought it was ok to post non-sportbike related topics here. my mistake. well keep adding on or move it, either way have fun doing it lol.

 

[nc59dude]

just the tip, just for a second... yeah... totally stole it from wedding crashers but it works. something about sex can turn a cool girl into the newest member of Stalkers R Us.

 

[Bdog1v1]

"if your not choke'n your not try'n" ...... ya ouch....

 

[ZxHunteR]

"No I dont want to have sex"

 

[seattlesucks]

"No I dont want to have sex"

+1. That's a bad idea on multiple levels even if you have the stomach flu or the trots.

 

[slimjim]

In High school, instead of saying that she had a really nice figure, I said "WOW! You have really big hips!" Yeah, I got slapped. :bitchslap

 

[TheSollyLama]

Stupidest thing I ever said was:

"will you marry me?"

 

[killernoodle]

Sister's REALLY UBER DAMN MEGA-FINE hot roomie walks up after a night of drinking, I'm on the couch about to sleep, everyone else is in bed. She is wearing panties and a t-shirt (no bra) and sees I'm wearing my jeans still and she KNOWS I was commando that night. She then asks if I want to go into her room and change into some basketball shorts she has in her room. My response:

"Nah, its not the first time I've slept with my pants on. G'night."

She looked REALLY disappointed, I only figured out about 10 seconds later that I made a grave mistake and that she really wanted the D. I thought she just wanted me to be a little more comfortable. I wanted to beat, she wanted to beat, I (drunkenly) mis interpreted her message and I paid for it. D'OH.

 

[pilot_guy415]

I said this today "If you aint gonna f**k me or suck me then what do I get out of the deal?" no I wasnt serious I was being an ass to get her to leave me alone.

While in cali with some friends these babes were in the room next door. We called them up and said "Do you know Karate cause you kicking" the girls said "are you done?" we just kinda said "yea..."

and of course I love you...except with my now fiance I love her with all my heart...and she loves bikes...hehe