[slingblade]

Ok, so I got some boots with my 1 piece leathers and they are a little small, so I'm breaking them in today by just wearing them around.

Then the "need" arises... I gotta take a dump.

Pants get bunched up about 3" down from my knees, and I can't get a good 'spread' It was interesting getting myself situated, but it worked out.

Word of advice; take the boots off, or try harder to get your pants down over them

I could only imagine how difficult this would be with the leathers on

 

[RSixxygrl]

:lol OMG that was funny!! Glad you didn't have to take a quick dump where you had to run to the john....thanks for the laugh on the visuals!!

 

[V V V]

Yep, it's boots off and leathers off. I like to be butt-naked with a cycle magazine and a cig.

 

[f4igrad]

we need to retitle this thread Too Much Information!

 

[RayOSV]

Somehow I know I shouldn't reply to this. You should try it with leathers and boots on. You're just not coordinated enough (or not trying hard enough ). It is possible, but one needs to be careful.

 

[slingblade]

Somehow I know I shouldn't reply to this. You should try it with leathers and boots on. You're just not coordinated enough (or not trying hard enough ). It is possible, but one needs to be careful.

Oh, everything came out ok (bad pun) it was just 'interesting' Didn't get any on me, and didn't get any where it shouldn't be :twofinger

Maybe tomorrow I'll suit up and give it a whirl :headbang

 

[kman458]

we need to retitle this thread Too Much Information!

i was thinking the same thing.

 

[Anti-Hero]

That would suck ass for me. I can't get out of my suit without someone there to tug my sleve.

 

[Flash6R]

hahahahahaha. thats so funny man. sorry, but thats just crazy.

 

[japbike]

right before you decend, place one hand on each cheek, elbows out, make sure you look like a chicken, spread um, and sit! wont have to worry about trying to take your leathers down all the way. you'll have enough spreadage.

 

[slingblade]

right before you decend, place one hand on each cheek, elbows out, make sure you look like a chicken, spread um, and sit! wont have to worry about trying to take your leathers down all the way. you'll have enough spreadage.

:lol :lol

Yea, but if I decend too fast, I'll just split myself open, and "shit" myself out... Leaving a pile of skin, leather, and the dam boots :dunno



(ok, yea thats prolly a little too graphic but thats the mental image I got)

 

[pmoney]

Yep, it's boots off and leathers off. I like to be butt-naked with a cycle magazine and a cig.

thats the only way to go

 

[Süsser Tod]

Thank you for the mental picture uke

 

[B.E.T.]

LMAO.
There's nothin better than having a SportRider Mag while sittin on the toilet.

 

[kman458]

with the chicken squat :3eek and the pile of skin, leathers, and damn boots :3eek this thread has way more info than i really need :alky :alky

 

[ricochet105]

right before you decend, place one hand on each cheek, elbows out, make sure you look like a chicken, spread um, and sit! wont have to worry about trying to take your leathers down all the way. you'll have enough spreadage.

Exactly, just lean foward and spread 'em.

 

[Exhiliration]

I wear my sidi vertebra boots to the office on occasions. Veyr comfortable and no probblem at all.

 

[Filip75]

though informative, but.... way too informative, this thread became -Yoda

 

[sungwei]

Ok, so I got some boots with my 1 piece leathers and they are a little small, so I'm breaking them in today by just wearing them around.

Then the "need" arises... I gotta take a dump.

Pants get bunched up about 3" down from my knees, and I can't get a good 'spread' It was interesting getting myself situated, but it worked out.

Word of advice; take the boots off, or try harder to get your pants down over them

I could only imagine how difficult this would be with the leathers on

Ha ha! That was great. It sucks having to crap with extra gear. It is best to be free when partaking in the deuce dropping.

 

[wescoas1]

I know what you're talking about and it really can be scary when you're in a hurry, lol. That was the funniest thing I have read on here in a while...

:cheers