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Drag raced a police squad car today.

2745 Views 47 Replies 37 Participants Last post by  HalfLiterBeater
so im on my way to my community service (the irony) for getting arrested back in december. i stop at a stop light about a mile from my house, and this cop pulls up next to me. he rolls down his window and whistles. i pull up my visor thinking that hes gonna tell me to slow down. he yells "Love the bike, what is that a Falco?" i say yes, its a 2002. He tells me that he has the Haga replica mille, and he loves it. he asks me about the suspension if its ohlins like his, i say now, thinking "thanks for rubbing it in dickwad." he asks about my pipes (SL Carbon) and says he loves the sound. he tells me that he knows how easy it is to go fast on these things, and tells me to be careful and to take care of it. so i figured id give it a try and say "So does that mean that your not gonna stop me if i take off and haul ass?" and get this, he says "Hell no, hell, I'll even drag you to 45, ive been meaning to try out this new Intrepid." (Intrepid squad car).

Im like "No fucking WAY!! The light turns green and i hit it, bringing the front wheel up unintentionally. The Cop fucking FLOORS IT, screetching tires and all. I accel up to about 50 and let off. we get to the next light, and he says "I knew i had no chance, but I like these Dodges much more than the Crown Vic." I tell the cop that he needs to convert more of the officers over to his side, we said our goodbyes, and he tells me to be careful, and to keep both wheels ont he ground. the light then turns green and i went on my way.

i couldnt believe it. there are truelly cool cops out there, i just wish there was more.
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drag race to 45? what's that like 1 1/2 sec?? :lol jk, i cant wait to have an office say that to me, nor can i wait to say that to someone when i become an officer.
too many old men posting in this thread. BOO FUCKIN HOO, they did a 2 1/2 sec race and these nancy boys got their panties in a bunch. give me a break...go change your depends and drink some prune juice. :gay
alaska cajun said:
Hey now,be nice. :twofinger

I'd like to run one balls out so I could see how fast the bike really is.

ok well thats one old guy fessin up, when are the rest of you gonna fess up and admit that you'd like to run him. :twofinger
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