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Drag raced a police squad car today.

2746 Views 47 Replies 37 Participants Last post by  HalfLiterBeater
so im on my way to my community service (the irony) for getting arrested back in december. i stop at a stop light about a mile from my house, and this cop pulls up next to me. he rolls down his window and whistles. i pull up my visor thinking that hes gonna tell me to slow down. he yells "Love the bike, what is that a Falco?" i say yes, its a 2002. He tells me that he has the Haga replica mille, and he loves it. he asks me about the suspension if its ohlins like his, i say now, thinking "thanks for rubbing it in dickwad." he asks about my pipes (SL Carbon) and says he loves the sound. he tells me that he knows how easy it is to go fast on these things, and tells me to be careful and to take care of it. so i figured id give it a try and say "So does that mean that your not gonna stop me if i take off and haul ass?" and get this, he says "Hell no, hell, I'll even drag you to 45, ive been meaning to try out this new Intrepid." (Intrepid squad car).

Im like "No fucking WAY!! The light turns green and i hit it, bringing the front wheel up unintentionally. The Cop fucking FLOORS IT, screetching tires and all. I accel up to about 50 and let off. we get to the next light, and he says "I knew i had no chance, but I like these Dodges much more than the Crown Vic." I tell the cop that he needs to convert more of the officers over to his side, we said our goodbyes, and he tells me to be careful, and to keep both wheels ont he ground. the light then turns green and i went on my way.

i couldnt believe it. there are truelly cool cops out there, i just wish there was more.
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Baldman said:
Not unhappy, to the contrary. However, the people that think this cop is so cool (while on duty) should reevaluate the reason we have law enforcement officials, and it is NOT to partake in illegal activities with the public.

Being 'bike friendly' is totally acceptable, how the story began (saying he liked the bike and talking about it), illiciting/condoning illegal behavior is NOT acceptable. If the officer was doing this at a 'stunt fest', where the area is setup for such activity, the situation would be totally different.

You asked, "was anybody hurt" - not THIS TIME. Does someone die every time a DUI offender is on the road - NO. Does that make them anymore responsible or law abiding? All it takes is one instance to change someone's life forever.

dude, we dragged to FORTY FIVE. i didnt get out of first gear. i dont see where the danger is in this. we just got up to speed fast, i didnt even speed really. well i hit like 50 or so, but hell, everyone does 5 over. i dont see where all this negativity is coming from.
Naughty76 said:
Was this St.PPD? or PCSO?

it was PCSO. i havent seen any police department intrepids yet. they are all sherrif vehicles.
marsolais said:
As a cop myself I find this story bullshit. No cop in their right mind would drag a bike in a marked vehicle. For one every body and their brother is looking for a cop to do something stupid so they can call it in and get them in trouble. Second if the cop did ride and new what he was talken about he would no that his car could not hang with the bike so why ask to drag and run the risk of loosing your job over a race you know you can't win. It just seems like some hadn't posted anything in a while and need to think of something good. Well you sure did your thinking and you made yourself look like a assbag!
i dont think the cop ever thought he had a chance, as he said after it happened. as for loosing his job, i dont think he would have done it if there were numerous cars on the road, but there wasnt. the thought of creating a fake thread on here so it gets hits sounds so infantile to me that i am truelly offended that you would say such a thing. when it all comes down to it i really dont give two squirts of piss whether you believe me or not Sarge.
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